Report: Palm Beach Officials Preparing For Potential Trump Indictment

That florida man governor deSnivel can prevent an interstate extradition is news.

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The lottery is an unfair tax on the mathematically challenged.

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It would only be news if he actually did it.

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Options.

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ETA: @lastroth beat me to it! :joy:

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The Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Dept would never go for that. Maybe after he deplanes at LaGuardia.

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How about an escalator? Going down, of course. (Which would make it a deescalator. )

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Indictment???

Plural will come soon enough…

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That was part of my retirement planning then somebody told me I had to buy tickets before I could win.

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Here’s the thing, they could arrest him in NJ where he’ll be all summer or they could simply wait for him to travel to some other state where they wouldn’t have this problem. Hell, they could probably get him to fly to NYC if they promised him some award. This is a solution in search of a problem.

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Only if it was the GOT Walk of Shame.

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Uh wouldn’t the Feds be in charge of moving him from wherever to NY?

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It will be interesting to see if Trump remains at the shutdown Mar a Lago through the summer out of fear of indictment. Not being surrounded by adoring fans will drive him nuts.

Also, will this keep him from holding the rallies we are always being told are “coming soon”?

ETA: his secret service protection will add a wrinkle to this. Would Biden pull protection for a fugitive from justice?

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What about the other corporate officers with the same last name?

Did they sign any returns?

Will Daddy protect them?

Or Ron?

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And to think they are on the payroll for life.

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Yes, and they’d have to negotiate with the Sheriff’s Dept: “Look, guys, how about we use a golf cart? We could switch personnel on the 18th green.”

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An indictment would bolster the cause of decency and strike a blow against the Orange junta. As for extradition, this is a state matter. But I just wonder what wild results from a federal indictment. Could RICO come into play?

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I just want some jurisdiction to get on with it! The crimes that this fat grifter needs to answer for go back years and years. Time for the piper to be paid.

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From what I have read, there are several Secret Service officers who would be glad to deliver him to authorities wherever needed.

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