I guess the reason why no one covers “Paper Roses” any more is 1) Anita Bryant and 2) Marie Osmond.
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If you have an insurrection lasting more than four hours, call your IMPOTUS and ask him “what’s next?”
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My buddy once got one stuck in his throat…
He had a stiff neck for three days.
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Researchers from the University of Michigan found they could give “voice commands” to Siri or Alexa using a laser pointer, so why not China using the Internet to hack your thermostat and electronic voting machine? That’s just science!
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Ha…beat me to it…I was going to say he even looks like a Third Reich miscarriage crawled out of a public toilet and survived on its own by eating the pigeon droppings near the dumpster out back of Horcher…
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They were really trying to emulate the Russians and establish an enduring kakistocracy.
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It amazes me how people align themselves, and fight so vehemently for the worst human values imaginable.
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“Paper Roses” indeed became an oft-covered song internationally in 1960, as Billboard magazine reported in its 6 June 1960 issue that no fewer than 33 different versions had been released in various European countries, notably four versions in the UK and six in Germany alone.
Paper Roses - Wikipedia It was the opening track on her 1961 album *Hear Anita Bryant In Your Home Tonight
Good Gawd what a stupid name for an album.
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Clark wrote that letter on December 28, after Bill Barr had already resigned, and after he had told Trump the DoJ had seen no evidence of consequential voter fraud. So Trump did what he always does when told “no” -he went shopping for an unscrupulous hack without a shred of integrity, and out came Jeff Clark.
This is another reminder that Trump could not and cannot destroy our democracy on his own. It takes the help of a lot of other corrupt people. Unfortunately, the Republican Party has no shortage of that particular specimen.
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Yeah, just downstairs from where they cut the Two Minutes of Hate.
It makes it easy for them to add inflammatory material to any day’s reel.
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If any of these guys had gotten laid at least once in high school, the world would probably now be a much better place.
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Trump really is useless and helpless on his own. He’s only ever “achieved” what he has because he had enough seed money from dear old Dad to attract an endless supply of greedy/zealous enablers. All he really wants to do is toot the big horn and play with his sled, but the Clarks of the world let him feel all big and important by telling him how great and powerful he is, even when he’s actually completely impotent.
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Aha! The butler “smart thermostat with a net connection” did it!! Mystery solved.
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It was China, with the Smart thermostat in the Internet!
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And they do this sort of thing in the open!
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They need to make Clark testify before the House and answer questions about who said what when, and who directed who to do what
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If I was served a beef/bean burritto that looked like that, I’d slap the damned waiter.
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Lock. Him. Up.
It doesn’t matter if the bank teller refuses to hand over money in response to a note.
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