Report: Ivanka Trump’s Personal Assistant Tests Positive For COVID-19

Yes.

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Please note that whoever originally created this got Stephen King’s name wrong. Don’t mess with a book seller.

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“they’ve lived a great life”

Heh. The same could be said for Trump himself…

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https://www.newsday.com/long-island/politics/trump-mask-coronavirus-reopen-bright-fauci-task-force-primary-1.44409243

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Anyone ready for President Pelosi?

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F’ing morons!! COVID-19 has been in community spread since what? - March? Did the regime really think they were somehow immune to it?? Madness.

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Is this what Trump thought when he decided to let the virus wash over America? It looks like the White House is America’s newest hot spot. It is just like a meat packing plant, people are crowded together without PPE or social distancing. The difference is the White House does daily testing. I wonder if they do contact tracing?

We don’t need to worry I am sure Ivanka has a great supply of the Trump elixir Hydroxychloroquine.

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It’s a good start – and after all, the White House and a slaughterhouse do have a lot in common, so the numbers should start to converge.

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Could we be experiencing the Rapture in slow motion? Today I read that Kentucky churches will no longer be banned from mass services so go ahead on her Knute. Protest and worship away and learn the consequences of your actions in a couple of weeks. It’s a slow, painful death from what I’ve read.

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Meanwhile, lets check in with Count Fuckula

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Will Elon Musk name his next child after her, i.e. F%ck*ng Imb$c@le?

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I saw her with a mask that was perfectly coordinated with her outfit—same exact color. She’d be the biggest boost to the fashion writers since Jackie tried on her first pillbox hat.

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Yes.

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I meant that as rhetoric. Coronavirus (sent by God) has come to the white house to cleanup the mess that no one else could.

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"…Your mission, Jim, is to…"

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Is it kind of sad more than half the country hates her?

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I’d like to start a pool on how soon Ivanka co-opts a COVID-19 survivor’s story, and makes it about her experience?

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Warmer, warmer, warmer…

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NO.

Next question?

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