Rattled Trump Whisked Away To Underground White House Bunker Amid Protests

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The clown’s parents never even graced him with a pair of big boy pants to pull up in moments of crisis. All he is equipped to do is cower fearfully in his bunker.

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Thanks!

And incidentally, that’s Greg Sargent, TPM alumnus.

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Pathetic.

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I’ll bet that made him feel really, really important.

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It comes rushing back, the memory of what it’s like having a president who’s a more or less normal human being. I think people will like it.

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It’s to the bunker deep under the White House that Trump will flee when he realizes that he’s lost the election, that his last dodges (and calls to his armed MAGA supporters) appear to be failing, and that he’s going to be forcibly evicted at high noon on January 20, 2021.

Will the Secret Service and US marshals have to shoot their way into the presidential bunker, or will he be starved out? Or perhaps go the way of Hitler in his Fuehrerbunker under the Berlin Reichskanzlerei?

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Someone here (@redpill?) mentioned a day or two ago that he was whisked away to Walter Reed for his annual “physical”, when in fact he was having a panic attack. That just got dramatically more plausible.

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President Shart

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Bullies are cowards. As it ever was.

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In general, I’m inclined to agree, @plebeian, but here I think it depends on whether Trump was actually “in danger for his life.”

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Nice to see the return of the MAGA rallies.

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The White House does not comment on security protocols and decisions,” Deere told the Associated Press and the New York Times.

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

This is the guy who, after the Parkland shooting said “I really believe I’d run in there, even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

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Yes, but all his wishin’ and hopin’ didn’t make it so.

Unless you and I get to re-interpret “MAGA.”

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They could easily lure him out with a cheeseburger and fries. He is a coward and will run as far and as fast as possible on 20 Jan or before. If he has any functional brains left, he will resign and get Pence to pardon him and bug out after he loses the election.

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An article elsewhere suggests that no one in the WH wanted him to make a speech, but emphasized that Kushner was the advisor Trump listened to.

The POTUS listening to a fourth grade flunk-out when it comes to these things.

And then there’s this:

This is sounding like protocol, isn’t it?

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Make Antifa Great Again.
Got it.

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Probably won’t be the last time don inhabits a spiderhole.

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