‘Punked’: Trump Unveils His ‘MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT’ And It Lands With A Thud

The tail of a jumped over shark

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see my first post (the first 11 words)

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This guy is a fucking disgrace.

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Has anyone thought that he was really jealous of the Dark Brandon memes?

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In a few years even vintage Wacky packs will still hold their value.

https://wackypacks.com/beginners.html

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“When he sits around the house, he really sits around the house!”

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I like it! Surely some group could make up sets for a fundraiser, kind of like those cards that had terrorists on them. Somebody/ies might even donate the art.

Mendacious Meadows
Terrible Ted
Malignant Marjorie
Bastard Brooks
Babbling Babin
Gym Jim
Nasty Norman
Faithless Flynn
Grubby Gohmert
Bent Bobert

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“Collect all of your favorite Trump Digital Trading Cards, very much like a baseball card, but hopefully much more exciting,” Trump wrote on Truth Social.

I admit, I get a kick out how he makes a statement and then conditions and projects the reaction for the recipient of said statement.

He’s dead Jim.

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He’s brain dead, Jim!

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Maga The Gathering.

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MAGA The Blathering

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Personally I prefer the old 60’s Batman bubble gum trading cards. One, unlike these Trumpie things, they came with bubble gum.

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Each of these is ripe for editing in creative ways.

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$99

Shipping and handling are $10,000,000.

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I just assumed that there would be a sanctification, that Dear Leader would do a laying on of hands to bless this limited edition, and that anybody who knows anything would accept no substitute.

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The Information Super Highway has some really steep tolls…he’s got to recoup some of those losses if he can’t recoup the WH.

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I love Wegners.

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