Love it.
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Notice it’s always a male. hahahaha Same with fireworks accidents and most other dumbass things like this. hahahahahaha
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That, too, makes sense from a Darwinian point of view: any individual male is a lot less indispensable.
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Indispensable? That makes no sense. I would think rather that they were more dispensable and thus more liable to dispense themselves since they are.
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Umm, didn’t the rest of us figure that out in kindergarten?
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I think Cervantes is employing a litotes here.
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I had a brief dustup outside my local library branch when I offered a woman going in a few used books which she took and also my copy of Dreams From My Father all of which I was going to donate to the library for their annual sale. She looked at it and said “I hate him.” “You support the orange asshole?” “Oh he’s great.” She walked away, and like an out of body experience I ran after her yelling “Give me my fucking books back.” She did.
End of of confrontation, no punches thrown. Stupid thing will never have the joyous experience of reading what BHO wrote about growing up and how he became who he is.
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What makes no sense?
Here again is what I wrote:
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Awesome. I love it.
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That would make it make sense then. hahahaha
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Gesundheit!
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One warm spring night in 2011, a young man named Travis Hughes stood on the back deck of the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity house at Marshall University, in West Virginia, and was struck by what seemed to him—under the influence of powerful inebriants, not least among them the clear ether of youth itself—to be an excellent idea: he would shove a bottle rocket up his ass and blast it into the sweet night air. And perhaps it was an excellent idea. What was not an excellent idea, however, was to misjudge the relative tightness of a 20-year-old sphincter and the propulsive reliability of a 20-cent bottle rocket. What followed ignition was not the bright report of a successful blastoff, but the muffled thud of fire in the hole.
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You’re right.
Sorry.
Less indispensable - missed that somehow. Probably cause of the parade outside - guests moving into the casita.
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I think Trump will be shocked to find out how fast and how far his purported allies will run from him once he leaves office. He’s a useful idiot -nothing more -and the useful part is temporary whereas the idiot part is permanent.
He has no friends and will spend his post-Presidency basically in exile. Denizens of large cities despise him, and he, in his heart of hearts, doesn’t respect the rural, red-staters who vote for him. I can only assume he’ll spend his life at Mar-a-Lago wondering why the billionaire fat-cats are no longer members. Not even the Chinese.
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O god. SMDH
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The police report is even more concerning, since the officer who zip-tied the assailant obviously (per video) witnessed the whole thing. "victim stated suspect exited a vehicle, stated ‘You want some’ then struck the victim multiple times in the face causing visible injuries and breaking victim’s glasses.” WTF? You saw the whole thing, officer. Victim stated? Should be “LEO witnessed suspect [do all that shit].”
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OT
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Hardly an occasion for an apology.
I’m off.
You have a great weekend.
Everyone else, too.
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Congratulations!
OMG.
Oh well, one less R voter. (I have no sympathy for the stupidity of arrogant young males. I do have sympathy for those people who are callously hurt by other people).
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