PuddingGate! Ron DeSantis Denies Eating Chocolate Pudding With His Fingers

Ron DeSantis: A Man, a Plan, Pudding.

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And how does “someone I’d like to have a beer with” demonstrate fitness for office? Yet it got Bush the Lesser elected.

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Or “Ron DeSantis: Is he really the best that we can come up with?”.

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So I don’t really like falling into media narratives but it’s really starting to look like the media hyped up De Santis and now the media is going to tear him down because they just love that storyline. The guy has gotten so much more press over the past few years as a potential 2024er than other equally Republican governors.

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That’s better, but you’re asking Floridians to think. That never ends well.

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More proof that money can’t buy class.

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Politico or the New York Times. “DeSantis is making a pitch for the disappointed and dejected former Cosby fans who liked the wholesome family values depicted in his popular sitcom and Jello pudding ads”.

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Ah, c’mon. He was just eating his pudding, not imitating Paul Wolfowitz prepping for a TV interview.

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The burning of the White House, the English Ivy infestation, and the starling nuisance are usually cited as the worst British invasions of America.

But Piers Morgan may be the worst of the lot. He makes Benny Hill look like John Gielgud.

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Here you go -

…but I must warn you, everyone has already strayed a bit.

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Watch what happens when climate change swallows up a third of the state, NASA massively downsizes its Florida operations in large part because of this, Disney relocates out of state and North Carolina becomes a citrus-growing giant. It’ll be just a bunch of sleazy Jimmy Buffet wannabes, Trumpies (often the same people or their wives), and ancient disgruntled Cuban expats.

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he denied eating pudding with three fingers

This is a very specific accusation, that he ate pudding using three fingers. So, the person who made the accusation probably had something to base it on. It’s not like saying, “He’s a sloppy eater.”

I believe it, despite Rhonda denying it.

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I heard Wolfowitz uses salad dressing as hair oil.

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I’m reminded of the story told about LBJ… who wanted to claim his opponent had conjugal relations with pigs.

“LBJ, we can’t say that!” one of his staffers told him.

“Well,” LBJ countered, “I jus’ wanna hear him deny it.”

When your claiming that you don’t eat like a toddler… you’ve already lost.

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With witnesses present?

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He so ate chocolate pudding with his fingers. I can see it on his face when he denies it. His eyes sparkle when he conjures up that creamy black goodness. He should just admit it.

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Stick a fork in DeSantis (oh yeah, he doesn’t use those), he’s done.

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“I don’t remember ever doing that,”…is not a denial.

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