Pretty Much Everyone Is Dumbstruck By Trump’s New COVID ‘Cures’

Next up, Toadglans touts his next miracle cure.

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“This can be taken by mouth or as a shot. A lot of people call it an injection, but I just call it a shot, because it’s a shot.”

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I’d think we’d have crossed the line for medical professionals to resign rather than lend a primatur of legitimacy to these daily clown shows.

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People are saying “Stop Him”
I keep saying
Let him do it every day
Each and every one of those appearances is a negative campaign ad
Madison Avenue couldn’t do better

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Exactly this ^^^

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People who needed hydroxychloroquinine to treat conditions from which they actually suffer were unable to obtain it after Trump offered it as a miracle cure (since abandoned).

I need bleach to operate the treatment system for my well water, and it took me a month to find some after this started. Now I’m going to have non-potable water coming from the taps because all the bleach will have been bought by idiots who believe the crackpot-in-chief.

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To take the edge off the cleansers, if you wanna drink them?

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This has been apparent to me for some time. Sadly, it would require Trump’s Cabinet (aka The Clown Car) to agree to do so. Nah. Gunna. Happen. They are all protecting their “phooey-baloney jobs” (with apologies to Mel Brooks.)

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Dear Leader is the Chosen One. If His Divinity makes a recommendation it is not to be questioned. It is to be obeyed. Any deaths that may follow will serve to glorify His stature.

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Look, I know this story’s prevalence today seems irritating. Yet what the President said last night WILL lead to deaths this week from “self-medication.” We can’t lose sight of that.

This is going to happen. Everything about it must be documented.

But even more, there is an imperative for people to say as loudly as possible that this is wrong. If the White House press corps will not do it the moment he says it, the rest of us must pick up their slack.

Because, saying, right now, as loudly as we can, the President is wrong will reduce the number of people who will die next week because they poisoned themselves at his recommendation.

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The replacement will be worse, that’s the rule. Jim Bakker needs a job.

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Or recently
“Shooting down the Iranian Boats”
Those beautiful Iranian Flying Boats

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OMG – just shared Sarah Cooper’s video with family. She is so subtle but sublime and spot on.

Last night I thought of something similar – but I then saw on Twitter this morning – someone suggesting making a 10-inch incision in your chest, pulling your lungs out, and setting them in the sun for a while.

Why not? It sure couldn’t hurt.

I haven’t heard his name spoken again since Mark Meadows became Chief of Staff last month and apparently, at the start, had cried 2 times in meetings. I wonder how many times he has cried since. Too bad. You broke it. You bought it.

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Of course, what Trump said yesterday was ludicrous and potentially fatal. But if that is what it took to push folks “over the edge” and realize, have their eyes opened, to the fact that this man is a very, very silly, and dangerous person and not fit to be President, where have they been for the past 5 years?

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Yup. If you don’t think that Biden’s folks are recording every minute of the appearances for the ads later on, I’ve got a great deal on a bridge in NYC for you to get in on.

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It is good for us to know that the White House is an equal opportunity employer
as it hires both harlots and strumpets.

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Although it is a study with a small n results have shown conclusively that nobody who injected or ingested Lysol, Clorox or TidePods died from corona virus. Followed by the old Fox disclaimer, We report, you decide.

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Collins is mildly concerned.

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Yeah, but we’re very near the bottom of the Kelvin scale here.

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That was a fascinating reaction. She looked away from him and blinked steadily, trying not to visibly shudder or give any sign of either agreement, which would have deadly consequences, or disagreement, which would get her sacked. This is exactly the sort of thing a scared child does when faced with a violent and irrational parent who has been emotionally abusing her.

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