No, that’s Melania.
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Maybe they use how many kids in Africa had to starve to death to pay for this patio?
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Trump is so old he was tripping on the grass so they paved it over.
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Pat was Nixon’s wife. I don’t remember which daughter got married there vut they are Tricia and Julie.
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They’re saving tens of dollar a WEEK in grass mowing costs alone! And they can get a cheaper insurance policy without the very expensive “high heel shoes” rider.
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It’s gonna take a while. I was in Costco today and there was some lively conversation about price increases, which it turns out, people don’t like. Our dear Republicans are going to get a little hell for this sort of thing. When the health insurance and Rx medicine increases kick in, the complaint level will increase to the horror of Republicans that they won’t get reelected to the great Republican gravy train. Some one or more of them will speak out against Foolius Geezer. His retribution will be to turn against the whole damned Party for allowing internal disloyalty.
.That’s what I think.
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His only taste is in his mouth.
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Just another thing for Democrats to add to the list of “Things to Unfuck” when they regain power. It must be as long as the On the Road scroll by now.
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He’s got a thing about water. Here, he cites the problem of your feet getting wet in the grass (oh my). He also skipped the ceremony in France because of rain. He never swims.
Apparently, he doesn’t even take showers.
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How in the hell does Trump get in and out of a bathtub? Asking for a friend.
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If he looks up, he drowns.
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Now, as the gallery below shows, the grass has been replaced with paving stones.
Welcome to the iconic Rose Garden Paving Stones! 
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The Rose Garden is being desecrated because Trump is a vengeful prick.
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Mark my words, there will be gold in them there pavers.
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With Donnie’s reputation for being “odiferous,” one might conclude that he doesn’t bathe, instead opting for drenching himself with cheap cologne.
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That’s assuming he gets in one.
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Trump is so old he thinks his shit no longer stinks.
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That is just so gross. Next he’ll decide a skyscraper would be more “beautiful”.
He can’t leave soon enough.
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