O/T but I find this funny as hell
Always saw it as LA Countyâs evangelical stronghold. Like Simi Valley is for cops.
If thatâs true the lack of corpses anywhere near me throughout most of the 60s and 70s is inexplicable.
âŚNot if you got the munchies afterâŚ
the first name to be used will be Mitch
Had a bad bout with the munchies once. Me and a buddy preheated the oven to make a cake. Friendâs house, cabinets empty, parents in Florida, only damned food around to make.
Little did we know effing Clint had hid a pound in the oven for âsafekeepingâ. Once we realized the house was in fact not on fire we just sat down in a couple easy chairs and breathed deeply for a good long time.
Sarah Palin Says She Found Out About Husbandâs Divorce Plans Over Email
Iâm surprised she didnât read about it in the newspapers⌠All of them, Katie.
tough room.
Welcome to Thursday in Amurikkka.
Once again the question must be raised: How much longer will we allow Second Amendment rights to trump (pun intended) our and our childrenâs right to life?
At least you got some benefit! All we had in the house was popcorn and my girlfriend kept taking the lid off to watch it fly around the kitchen!
Judge Dread agrees with you.
Once went two weeks living in a cabin on popcorn, fried eggs, cigarettes rolled from shredded butts and purple microdot.
Good times.
Iâm sitting here on Central European Time in a hotel bar, and the tee vee with CNN has been on âBREAKING NEWS: AT LEAST ONE DEADâ for all of the last half fucking hour at least, so yeah, itâs still considered news. Or maybe ânewsâ.
If it bleeds, it leads. Iâm about to vomit in my Pilsner.
Edit: one solid hour and counting.
Edit 2: the bartender finally said âscrew itâ and switched to a soccer game. The tattered shreds of my sanity survive to fight again another day.
That would be at least equally likely to be pronounced âHispanicâ in CA.
Just had a lock down at one of our high school about 30 miles away. They say all is clear now (was locked down from 10:15 to 10:45) and the lock down has been lifted. How is this kind of fear affecting our kids emotional stability? Their future mental health?
The local sheriffâs department just announced that the school shooter (a student himself) shot students until he had one bullet left. Then he shot himself.
It was a terrible event, but it could have been even worse if the shooter had had a gun with a larger magazine.
The NRA will probably say that magazine size is not important because, in this case, the shooter was able to kill people using a gun with a small magazine. That argument is BS. If he had had more bullets he likely would have shot more people â only stopping when there was one bullet left.
Black hat and clothes? How long before Faux News us claiming he was Antifa inspired?
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Theyâll blame call of duty, like always.