Police Respond To Shooting Report At High School Outside Of Los Angeles | Talking Points Memo

O/T but I find this funny as hell

Always saw it as LA County’s evangelical stronghold. Like Simi Valley is for cops.

If that’s true the lack of corpses anywhere near me throughout most of the 60s and 70s is inexplicable.

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…Not if you got the munchies after…

the first name to be used will be Mitch

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Had a bad bout with the munchies once. Me and a buddy preheated the oven to make a cake. Friend’s house, cabinets empty, parents in Florida, only damned food around to make.

Little did we know effing Clint had hid a pound in the oven for “safekeeping”. Once we realized the house was in fact not on fire we just sat down in a couple easy chairs and breathed deeply for a good long time.

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Sarah Palin Says She Found Out About Husband’s Divorce Plans Over Email

I’m surprised she didn’t read about it in the newspapers… All of them, Katie.

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tough room.

Welcome to Thursday in Amurikkka.

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Once again the question must be raised: How much longer will we allow Second Amendment rights to trump (pun intended) our and our children’s right to life?

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At least you got some benefit! All we had in the house was popcorn and my girlfriend kept taking the lid off to watch it fly around the kitchen!

Judge Dread agrees with you.

Once went two weeks living in a cabin on popcorn, fried eggs, cigarettes rolled from shredded butts and purple microdot.

Good times.

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I’m sitting here on Central European Time in a hotel bar, and the tee vee with CNN has been on “BREAKING NEWS: AT LEAST ONE DEAD” for all of the last half fucking hour at least, so yeah, it’s still considered news. Or maybe “news”.

If it bleeds, it leads. I’m about to vomit in my Pilsner.

Edit: one solid hour and counting.

Edit 2: the bartender finally said “screw it” and switched to a soccer game. The tattered shreds of my sanity survive to fight again another day.

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That would be at least equally likely to be pronounced “Hispanic” in CA.

Just had a lock down at one of our high school about 30 miles away. They say all is clear now (was locked down from 10:15 to 10:45) and the lock down has been lifted. How is this kind of fear affecting our kids emotional stability? Their future mental health?

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The local sheriff’s department just announced that the school shooter (a student himself) shot students until he had one bullet left. Then he shot himself.

It was a terrible event, but it could have been even worse if the shooter had had a gun with a larger magazine.

The NRA will probably say that magazine size is not important because, in this case, the shooter was able to kill people using a gun with a small magazine. That argument is BS. If he had had more bullets he likely would have shot more people – only stopping when there was one bullet left.

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Black hat and clothes? How long before Faux News us claiming he was Antifa inspired?

Wayne’s World…Wayne’s World…its party time…its excellent…

They’ll blame call of duty, like always.

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