Piers Morgan Not Happy For USWNT | Talking Points Memo

Leave it to Piers Morgan to rain on the U.S. women’s national soccer team’s actual parade.

The British media personality and former “Apprentice” ally found soccer star Megan Rapinoe “unbearable” during the Wednesday parade celebrating the U.S. women’s national team’s World Cup victory in New York.


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Piers Morgan hates his own reflection (it appears on full moons).

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Who cares, What’s going on with the ACA lawsuit?

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I looked up dipshit in my Funk & Wagnalls and all they had was this…

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I know, I know, I clicked, but who gives a fuck what Piers Morgan has to say? I don’t even think the English want him. Odious, purposeless toad.

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Geez, it’s almost like this loser has some nanogenitalia-driven inferiority complex that makes him endlessly obsess over strong, successful women.

Almost.

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Buying Trojan Micros as a young man does this to your demeanor later in life.

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Nah, that’s just him speaking to his fanbase.

Piers Morgan is afraid of strong women with opinions. He is an insufferable wimp like his buddy Donald Trump.

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Besides being a pompous opining egomaniac what is Piers Morgan famous for again?

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Opinions are like assholes, everybody’s got one. Or in the case of Piers Morgan, ‘is’ one.

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How come there weren’t any news articles about the ticker-tape parade that New York threw for Piers Morgan?

Oh, yeah…

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I think he is some sort of Scarborough-esque media personality, only (AFAIK) without the equivalent time in Congress/Parliament.

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He can lick his own tongue?

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I’m sure this is wrong but I was happy learn that Jeremy Clarkson once punched Piers Morgan in the nose. He broke his finger doing it.
He said he had never punched anyone before.

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It’s not every day you see a giant thumb with the ability to both walk and speak (possibly not at the same time)

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Janet Jackson was castigated for accidentally exposing her nipple during the Super Bowl halftime show, but British television has no qualms about showing an infected asshole on the screen.

I guess they have much more liberal broadcast rules.

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Hey Piers. If you despise smugness so much, talk about this asshole first.

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Fuck. Piers. Morgan.

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Smarmy git. (We would also accept “gormless wanker”)

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