Perry: Trump Is The ‘Chosen One’ | Talking Points Memo

Redundant.

Simplify, simplify… (why did he say it twice?)

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“I can’t. The third one, I can’t. Sorry. Oops.” 'nuff said.

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Mathew 24: 23

At that time if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Messiah!’ or, ‘There he is!’ do not believe it.

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And God sent us Stalin, and Cromwell, and Hitler, and Mao, and Idi Amin, and Donald John. Amen, Amen, I say to thee. Enough already!

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I’ll follow that question up with another:

“And I actually gave the President a little one pager on those Old Testament kings about a month ago and I shared it with him,” Perry said.

What part of the Old Testament mentions Jesus Christ?

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Perry is just saying out loud what many of the capitalist Christian dominionists have been saying since Trump’s election - not a new concept. However, when you stand back, it becomes hard to ignore how batshit crazy these people are. It is a another form of conspiracy - anything that benefits them is God’s will (tax giveaways), and anything that threatens them is evil - Elizabeth Warren, say. It is a great belief system for the already wealthy and those that want to cater to them and become wealthy themselves, because it absolves you from all of the evil being perpetrated to uphold this system. Poor people getting fucked over? - God’s will. End of discussion.

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And here I thought there was a New Testament.

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Governor good-hair is crazier than I thought, and these zealots, fanatics, and science deniers that populate so much of the government are a danger to us all.

Science flies you to the moon,
Religion flies you into buildings.

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Elwood was “The Chosen One” to install aluminum siding on my grandmothers house in Daytona Beach. He skipped town.

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perry, pompeo, barr, pence, cruz, bachman, santorum, r. paul, brownback, roy moore, pat buchanan. dominionist assholes, one and all. theocracy over democracy. their loyalty is NOT to the constitution of the United States.

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FIFY

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I have been waiting most of my adult life for the Ds to become the Narcan of the masses, but I wait in vain.

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FIFY

Science flies you to the moon,
Religion flies you into buildings.

Nice.

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If Trump is the Chosen One does that make Perry the keymaster?

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I don’t think he pardons anyone who might have the goods on him. He just dangles the possibility. Has Perry been actually watching?

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Isaiah 11:7-15.

Ask thee a sign of the Lord thy God; ask it either in the depth, or in the height above.

But Ahaz said, I will not ask, neither will I tempt the Lord.

And he said, Hear ye now, O house of David; Is it a small thing for you to weary men, but will ye weary my God also?

Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign; Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel Jesus.

Butter and honey shall he eat, that he may know to refuse the evil, and choose the good.

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I find the version of the headline spat out by my browser plug-in far more satisfying:

Perry: Day-Glo Fucktrumpet Is The ‘Chosen One’

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this is not new for perry, just more blatant.

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If he’s the chosen one, then G-d is as Voltaire says, “G-d is a comedian playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.”

In this case, however, I’d say She has a pretty sick sense of humor.

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I’m not religious by a long shot.
But commonsense tells me, by what I’v heard, if he is the “chosen one”,
shouldn’t his ass be sacrificed and sent to a place where he will be remembered but never heard from again?
curious lol

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