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A few weeks ago during an incoming customs inspection up here in Alaska thousands of counterfeit vaccination cards were discovered being flown in from China.
I’ll see if I can dig up the link I posted on another Hive thread from our local paper.
M. Paul
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No argument here. Both your suggestions are improvements.
But, the original headline is not “misleading”, unless you already had a meaning in mind at first reading. Like, say, expecting it was going to be about people using faked cards.
Were those piled on top of or underneath the bamboo ballots?
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Rid Kock on “Buffalo Chip Main Stage”?
Perfect venue for a dung spewing has-been. Make that a never-been…
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When they wormlessly shit their pants, they can blame it on the ivermectin.
Better?
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Are you asking if it’s better to shit one’s pants without worms in it? If so, then yes, it is better.
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“Pooping your pants to own the libs.”
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That’s the old Bamboo for you…
Found the fake vaccination cards found during a customs inspection link:
M. Paul
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It’s not the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke or John that holds sway in those parts these days, but the lesser know (at the time) Gospel of Prosperity.
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I liked “rock chewing stupid.”
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The problem is Bill Gates and Soros bought up all the microchips to put into the vaccines, so now there aren’t enough to build the PC and tablets needed to check the microchips…
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Even worse, they bought all the microchips needed to make the machines that make microchips, thus instituting a death spiral as the microchip machines inevitably break down.
We’ll be in post-apocalyptic meltdown by Friday.
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Well, I should be okay as I still have my TRS-80 Model I. It doesn’t talk to the Internet, but it sounds like I have a few days to sort that out…
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“Federal prosecutors have already brought charges against a naturopathic doctor in northern California. In a case involving a licensed pharmacist in Chicago, prosecutors argued that selling official vaccination cards to people who were not really vaccinated… stole something from the government…”
Yes, that’s good. But for LICENSED PROFESSIONALS like a physician or a pharmacist, there should be a swift and sure loss of professional license.
–> Let there be a few stories about former doctors or pharmacists having to find work as nursing assistants, and this sh*t will stop really fast.
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People need to realize that conviction of these felonies even with a probated sentence has major lifetime consequences. These are crimes of moral turpitude. Most licenses to practice a profession have a requirement that the applicant not be convicted of a crime of moral turpitude. And it is grounds for virtually automatic revocation if you already have such a license. Additionally, an employer will be quite reluctant to hire anyone with such a conviction.
Let me clarify: if you get convicted of any of the crimes described even if you get a probated sentence, you are fucked for life.
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You get an official vaccination card for free at your local pharmacy or health center, and all you have to do is fill in a form, stick your arm out and wait 15 minutes.
I don’t understand why people are buying fake COVID vaccination cards. First of all, you can get one FREE by - you know - getting vaccinated. Or make friends with one of the 174 million Americans who have these cards already and ask them to make a copy on card stock.
Can’t be said often enough.