Vice President Mike Pence on Sunday said that he is now on board with encouraging the public to wear masks after initially punting to local health officials for guidance amid recent spikes in coronavirus cases.
Suddenly whoopsie they see Lockdown II: The Kiss of Death as the summer blockbuster it’s shaping up to be, they see themselves getting curb-stomped at the polls and existing as a rump party for the next 20 years and suddenly masks aren’t so bad now are they, really? Pandering hypocrite. You know what else would be a good idea, you punk? Putting a sock in it. Not for everyone, just for you.
Now was that so hard? Doesn’t it feel good to do something actually beneficial for a change? Now plant that seed in the ground and water it. No need to use fertilizer, you’ve added enough bullshit to the environment as it is.
“One of the elements of the genius of America is the principle of federalism, of state and local control,” Pence told CBS. “We’ve made it clear that we want to defer to governors. We want to defer to local officials, and people should listen to them - except for that woman in Michigan, who is a hard-core commie.”
To be fair, working the drive-thru at Wendy’s requires a certain level of cognizance; e.g. when someone asks for extra ketchup you can’t freeze like a deer in a headlight.
Dude, if they throw Trump overboard, they’re going to put you both in the same gunny sack with some snakes. You are way too connected to this mess to save yourself.
No one in the Trump admin can be trusted. Pence tells people to wear a mask and yet he doesn’t. If Trump calls him and screams, Pence will reverse course tomorrow