Pence Insists Trump Has ‘Remarkable’ Health | Talking Points Memo

Pence added that… “every single day I see that energy and high relief.”

High relief?!?

It sounds like Pence’s 3D vision system is malfunctioning again.

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Yeah, she wanted to get to the bank quick before the check bounced…

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Pence says he doesn’t ‘recall’ being put on standby when Trump visited Walter Reed in 2019

Vice President Pence, when asked about reporting in a new book that he was told to be on standby when President Trump made an unannounced trip to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in November, said he didn’t “recall” it.

One would think one would remember that you might be the next in line if Trump croaked.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/elections/2020/09/01/election-2020-live-updates-trump-view-property-damage-talk-about-safety-during-visit-kenosha-wis/?hpid=hp_no-name_election-luf%3Aprime-time%2Fpromo&utm_campaign=wp_evening_edition&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&wpisrc=nl_evening

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Jerry Falwell has been in denial for a long time. He and Pence should get together.

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if by remarkable you mean the fucker is still alive, then I am with you Qtip shock jock

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Exactly the proof that it did happen.

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Just more of Pence’s bullshit. A 74 year old morbidly obese man with an affinity for KFC and doesn’t exercise is not “healthy”.

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I mean, really, Mikey. This is so not even believable. At all.

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But Mother tells him lying is a sin, so this sort of side-step is the closest you’ll get to the truth.

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Something that slipped past the media. Here’s what it’s about.
-the President’s extended monologue last month on the use of soup as a deadly protest weapon. "Big bags of soup.
https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/1300877539305336833
I can’t even begin to tell you how bizarre this is. He is way over the rainbow.

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We’ll see how effing gullible those who are borderline racists are.

The worst ones don’t care. And from an article in Think Progress on June 18, 2015:

Two years ago next Thursday, Chief Justice John Roberts walked into the Supreme Courtroom, took his seat in the Court’s center chair, and then, after waiting for his colleagues to dispose of some less-closely watched business, he began to tell a fairy tale about a nation redeemed.

Once upon a time, Roberts began, “voting discrimination against African-Americans was so entrenched and pervasive in 1965 that to cite just one example, less than 7% of African-Americans of voting age in Mississippi had been able to register to vote.” But then, Roberts told the Courtroom, America set aside this past. “There are examples of progress, more poignant than the numbers,” the chief justice claimed. “During the Freedom Summer of 1964 in Philadelphia, Mississippi, three men were murdered while working in the area to register African-American voters. On Bloody Sunday in Selma, Alabama in 1965, police beat and used tear gas on hundreds marching in support of enfranchising African-Americans. Today, both Philadelphia and Mississippi and Selma, Alabama have African-Americans mayors.”

“Our country has changed,” Roberts wrote in the opinion he delivered that day, Shelby County v. Holder . It has wiped away so much of its racist past that the “extraordinary measures” employed by a key provision of the Voting Rights Act could no longer be justified.

John Roberts must have listened to way too many lies in his decision that we live in a post-racial society.

You fool. You pathetic, gullible fool.

https://archive.thinkprogress.org/when-john-roberts-said-there-isnt-enough-racism-in-america-to-justify-the-voting-rights-act-1be12735d44a/\

BTW, I’m probably being too kind saying Roberts was gullible. How about in on it from the start?

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Dense does not “recall.” I call bull shit. Not recall is a convenient lie that can’t be checked. It works well to dodge perjury.

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He’s only the VP. He doesn’t even lie well. What good is he?

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I’ll bet they do.

If Trump loses the election, the next AG will have his or her hands full.

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Ask Mother that question and she’ll cry.

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The juxtaposition on the TPM front page right now is striking.

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Trump’s health is remarkable.

The economy is doing fine.

We’re making America great again.

The chocolate ration is being raised to 20 g per week.

There is no collusion.

No one is screaming, Citizen. Please go about your business.

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The Campbell’s defense.

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It’s the real story of why Trump hates mail-in ballots. Much harder to hack the vote totals when there’s a paper trail, totally fucks with the plans.

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I don’t remember when I was put on standby to control the most powerful country on earth either. It’s like when my dog takes a piss outside. Do don’t remember when that happened, and that is the same as running the country.

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That’s one the Progresso’s hate…

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