It’s just like that story in the gospel where Jesus ran down some poor pagan with his chariot.
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What’s the law on endangering the lives of the mentally challenged (his congregation) with his false claims and products? He has one goal: to make money by stealing from the dimwitted folk who follow him.
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Behold the power steering of religion.
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I approached a man who verbally assaulted my wife and little girls. He’s a crotch-grabbing, middle-finger using against my church ladies,” Spell [told the Washington Post]. “What would you do to a man like that?”
Well, you could do as Jesus said, to love your enemies and bless those who curse you.
Or you could elect them President of the United States.
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What’s the point of having a bus if you can’t throw people under it?
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That arrest video was very pleasing on a reasonably dark day.
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In the Southern Baptist Convention, they’re the ruling class.
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I have a list–-a very long list.
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He should be charged with DUIS: Driving Under the Influence of Satan!
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Does that Jesus Bus come with limited slip moral values or a Jeebustraction?
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Not sure they really read the OT either, given it’s many, many object lessons in what happens to sinners and idolators and anyone who rejects god’s law. They’re just posers holding a book.
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“Don’t take my bible!” Pastor Tony Spell can be heard saying…
I’ll bet that that’s where he hides his meth.
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I shall send him Biblical Bitcoin in honor of his heroic actions with a bus.
Spell has for weeks defined Louisiana’s COVID-19 orders barring large gatherings by continuing to hold services at Life Tabernacle Church in Central, Louisiana.
TPM: I think that you meant “defied.”
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“By the pumping of these anti-lock brakes I COMMAND thee to get OUT demon!!”
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He was charged with aggravated assault and improper backing…
Don’t tell me that he’s being propped up by the Russian mob!
Where have I heard that before?
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“The power of heist compels you!”
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Karma is too slow.
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Many of them can’t read.
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What the heck is “improper backing”? According to The Google, in LA it’s:
B. The driver of a vehicle shall not back the same upon any shoulder or roadway of any controlled-access highway except as a result of an emergency caused by an accident or breakdown of a motor vehicle.
and CNN says:
Police records obtained by CNN affiliate WBRZ indicate that Spell was driving a church bus that day and backed it up on the shoulder of a road, in the direction of a protester demonstrating in front of the church.
Also too, wouldn’t obeying Louisiana’s COVID-19 orders be an example of “rendering unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s”?
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