Over Two Dozen Mississippi Lawmakers Get Infected With COVID-19

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Groucho gave my parents a lot of laughs. But the past is gone. George Fenneman was the side man.

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The whole point of Mississippi Republican Baptist Jesus is that you don’t actually need to do anything. You just need to say the words and it’s like a magical invisible shield that makes you better than everyone else.

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The hoax keeps infecting people. It’s unpossible!!

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Sure. Old daddy gets a coronary, the whole family prays for Jesus to spare him, the doctors pull him through and everybody’s all praise his blessed name, Jesus never fails etc. But something’s different this time, and they can’t figure out what.

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It’s real. I lived there when he first ran for SoS or treasurer.

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I hope every single one of those bastards dies a long slow painful death.

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FSM OTOH helps those who help themselves. Yup.

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SEE!! That’s what happens when you mess with the Mississippi FLAG!!!1111!!!

KARMA!11!!1!1

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Remember when uncle Delmar had the same thing but he didn’t survive?

Fuckin’ doctors. Think they’re all that.

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They come on all superior but most of them don’t know what they’re talking about. My aunt Hettie smoked all her life and she lived to be 93.

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I remember Hettie. She was such a good Christian, that’s why. I mean there was that one thing and that other thing and that one body and that time she showed up late for the cross burning, but she was a good Christian.

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That was 'cuz of the Hooch she drank every day. She was pickled! You just didn’t know it.

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FFS people. It’s not complicated. If you KNEW - statistically speaking - that ONE out of a hundred people you shook hands with - would DIE because you shook hands with them - would you keep shaking hands?

Okay - maybe it’s only one out of two hundred - is that better?

Even knowing that ONE person who died - could be YOU???

Wear masks. Don’t shake hands. Social distance. FFS.

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A condign result for redneck, trump-fluffing morons. Unfortunately, such obstinance is in the DNA of he region. See the Lost Cause and . . .the pellagra epidemic that ravaged the southern U.S.

Pellagra is a vitamin deficiency disease caused by insufficient consumption of food in which niacin (vitamin B3) is bioavailable. It was discovered that an over-reliance on corn and corn-based food that wasn’t nixamitized,which allowed (a technique taught to the white man by those stupid Injuns, 200 years earlier) niacin to be available from corn, was the source of the problem.

But souther pols, doctors and citizens didn’t wont no high-falutin’ gubmint scientists interfering with their “tradition” and way of life and worse–criticizing it. Sound familiar?

So, rather than to the right thing, them good ol’ boys stuck to their guns to the tune of 100,000 deaths over 40(!!) years.

If that collective set of idiots refused to see sence for four decades, imagine if Dumbp were younger and not term limited. They’d let that NEW YORK grifter fleece them for 10 terms and all because he said “Mexicans,” “good people on both sides” and preserve our heritage.

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While this shocking event would seem to confirm the so-called “germ theory of disease,” I want to remind all of you that it could also be explained by the miasma theory.

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I immediately though of Nelson… (Simpsons)…
uncharitable of me I know.

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I recognize Groucho, but not the other guy.

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Well, 99 percent of them anyways…

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The problem with being a Trump supporter is he wants you to die first.

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George Fennerman.

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