Oath Keepers Leader Spent Group’s Money On Guns and Steaks, Disgruntled Ex-Members Say | Talking Points Memo

If you don’t have goals in life that’s just sad, you know?

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The Oath Keepers don’t keep their oaths?? Shocking, I tell you, shocking!!!

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Life is full, I’ve found, of little ironies like that.

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Be fair. Nobody has claimed that his Oath didn’t involve two German dominatrixes with knee-high latex boots and faux-Nazi regalia, a German shepherd, a whip and some handcuffs.

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From the looks of him, I figured it involved two first mates, a wooden leg, a parrot, and a fifth of bilgewater.

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Huh. I totally missed any Johnny Depp resemblance. Must be my aging eyes.

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They should be glad he spent the money enriching and pampering himself. If he’d spent it on the things they supposedly wanted all of them would be in federal prison.

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The Egyptians built the pyramids but the conservatives built the pyramid of pyramids.

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Fake News. Soros did, with the help of the Jewish Space Lasers.

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At one point Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn were having a fabulous time living in a bungalow on the beach in California while the rest of the Weather Underground huddled in a single apartment in S.F, eating crackers. It caused some animosity.

It’s always the same story.

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Stewart’s dedication to Wayne.

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… there’s still time.

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When asked how to build a pyramid, Soros replied, “It’s simple. You start with a block of limestone and vaporize anything that doesn’t look like a pyramid.”

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Why else would you have a militia, but for protection from the mad moms, tree huggers, and crazy Christians trying to take away your stuff.

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Well. We know where the Combat Assault Rifle set shop for their Trifles.

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And the grift goes on …

And the grift goes on …

Shout out to Sonny and Cher

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Oath Keepers Leader Spent Group’s Money On Guns and Steaks

“Send assholes, guns, and money” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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Even if it doesn’t start out as a grift once the money starts coming in it is just too easy.

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Rhodes pickup line: “There’s a riot in my pants … and you’re invited.”

ETA: Gender neutral - which is impressive - albeit unusual (publically at least) for an Oath Keeper.

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And Carol Kaye :notes:

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