Now Mike Johnson Is Hedging On Whether The Election Will Be Certified

Like a buffoon concerto in fuckpuffin flat.

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Fail, almost depressing.

It is a very silly party.

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Nobody cares about this except Comer, Jordan, Greene, etc.

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“not being weak and not being dumb”

Well, you’ve got to admit it’s just a hairs breadth better than “It would never have happened with ME in the White House.”

Admittedly not much. However, the Felon’s reply indicates that he’s incapable of dealing with “reality” as it exists, or challenges as they come up. Somebody ought to say something about this.

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Immigration video at link

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“so let it be written…”

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It wouldn’t be the first time. He was some kind of Sheriff or Caliph or whatever in LA and got in trouble because he referred to the Black prisoners as “animals”. So naturally, they elected him to the House.

Biggus Dickus is a vewey dear fweind of mine…

I don’t. Fuck redemption!

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Magic words.

Like Wet Wipes.

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The face of strength. ladies and gentlemen:

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Also, he prayed about it.

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I posit that Mike Johnson was a nobody within the Republican caucus that got elevated to a position he hadn’t earned. Or another way of putting this-he was the fool who took the job that no one else wanted.

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That doesn’t even rise to the level of concept of a plan

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“He went into the back and prayed about it…”

Give me strength, it apparently never occurred to HIggins that what he posted was not only disgusting but racist and unAmerican. And yet Mike Johnson thinks that’s just dandy because of redemption.

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God, my new stupidity shield.

Or should that be selfishness?

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Mike Johnson is oily, eely, and slimy.

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The rest of the 10 original dwarves nobody wants to talk about.

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And the white people standing behind JDV don’t seem that impressed.

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It’s always like this. The audience behind him is always about as animated as The Cryptkeeper’s renters.

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