MO Newspaper: ‘Fleeing Coward’ Hawley Is A ‘Laughingstock’

And few people had their faces shoved farther up Fat Boy’s ass.

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Kicked repeatedly in the nads would be more accurate.

They just can’t accept queer folk.

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Libertarians? Gay financiers? Or maybe they just don’t like the wemmin folk?

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‘Fleeing coward’ is a compliment. The truth is that Hawley is a smarmy little nazi schmuck.

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trump proved stupid, egregious and misogynistic behavior is no impediment to getting elected, Why not add cowardice to the mix? Of course none of this works for democrats. Remember Obama’s tan suit?

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I have no idea how to answer that. As a civil libertarian, it is somewhat encouraging that a few of them are wrapping their heads around the idea that party loyalty supplants human biology. Like this guy:

“We asked ourselves from time to time, are you gay first and Republican second, or are you Republican first and gay second?” he said. “I think in recent years, the mission may have shifted to primarily promoting the Republican party among LGBT people to help win elections. Current leadership seems [to be] ‘Republican first.’”

ETA: With party loyalty deemed more important than honoring a person’s individual biology, it lifts my spirits that some former Republican faithful will leave the party that abandoned them a long time ago.

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A major newspaper in Rep. Josh Hawley’s (R-MO) home state

GOP congressman

tore into the GOP congressman

I wish the article would have referred to the fact that he’s a Senator instead of mentionong him at least 3 times as a representative/congressman. The entire state owns him, not just one district.

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Oh I remember. I thought the tan suit was a bad choice. He looks better in a darker tone.

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Time for a another ringing declaration from Hawley about how will never apologize for making such a huge hypocritical ass out of himself. He tried to make it about liberals at Turning Point USA the other day, except it’s not a liberal thing to laugh at him taking himself out of there in cartoonish fashion as fast as those skinny shanks could go. It’s an everyone thing, and the laughter hasn’t stopped, Josh. Enjoy, fuckface.

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Forgotten? Never! I just re-watched the entire 13 season run on BritBox. They’re all 30+ years older than when they started, as are we all

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I mean, I’m sure they’re happy to take the money, while whispering in their ears that you can’t really take seriously what they have to tell the rubes to get elected. It’s like those GOP politicians falling all over themselves reassuring women voters not to worry because they can still go to another state to get a legal abortion.

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Except for all those states passing “fugitive women” laws to prevent travel to other states to procure abortions. But yeah you can still travel to other states.

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Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner.

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Zero to sixty in 8 seconds. We can all be proud.

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What is hilarious is Hawley and friends know their followers are so fucking stupid they cannot count on them not to know who to kill.

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I go back to the insurrectionist goobers on January 6th who were ready to go after Cruz because they can’t comprehend written language.

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Some of us are keeping the traditions alive. When there is fish baking in the oven I will repeatedly point at it and demand “Fish!” “Fish!” “Fish!” like Cat at the food dispenser.

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Hey, I bought the full 13 seasons on DVD many moons ago and pull it out regularly. Always fun! And I’m not even a sci-fi fan,

(Apropos of nothing at all, I like the early Cat — when he was less “evolved” — better than the later Cat.)

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Me too!

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