Mini Baby Trump Blimp Balloons Are Being Sold Near White House

That’s right: D.C. vendors are selling miniature versions of the famous Trump baby blimp that first floated over London during President Donald Trump’s visit to the city (which infuriated him).


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1233334

I want one so bad that I’ll trade my vintage Nixon mask for it!!

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Sounds like the vendors selling the baby Trump balloons are having better luck selling them than the White House staff is having giving away VIP tickets to the Trumpalooza.

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I’d rather this illegal party escalate Hong-Kong style into the masses storming government buildings. Hopefully with kung fu battles in stairwells.

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With those tanks, it’ll be more like Tiananmen style.

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The people speak!

Too bad the biggest gasbag will be on stage talking about himself.

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If the two tanks follow you in DC, just cross a bridge.

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I’m sure your vintage mask is worth way more… Just order them online.

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They’re awesome! I bought one with a mini-milkshake as a collectors set.

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Can they be attached to tanks?

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hell yeah : ). I’ve got mine, and I walk by Trump Tower with it once a week. Kind of childish, but photo-bombing MAGAts taking selfies in front (and all the pics look like Botero paintings) gives me some sense of relief for a few minutes.

eta…
the balloons are made in China :rofl:

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Who would want a mask of Cynthia Nixon. Cuomo beat her by 30+ points!

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It will be interesting to see the number of mini babies compared to the number of people , his handpicked invites, that attend his speech.

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More good news! (26 minutes ago)

Click for vid. (Spoiler alert: Pouring rain.)

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Wow, they were right - just look at that crowd!

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crappy thing is that if it’s stops raining, the tRumpets will say that Gawd did it as a gift to dear leader…

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But he’ll still be talking to an empty street, nobody’s hiding under chairs waiting for Derp Leader to appear…

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Ah, don’t give up yet.

There’s always the possibility of “strategic” lightening strikes.

"Like a bolt out of the blue
Lightening strikes, makes toast of you"

ETA They will say there was divine intervention regardless, like when the sun suddenly bathed Toadglans in a golden smegma light during his inaugural diatribe even though it was actually a constant drizzle. In short, they don’t need reality — they make their own.

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yuuuuuuuge

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