A lot of things happened. Here are some of the things. This is TPM’s Morning Memo.
Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen, the central witness in the Stormy Daniel hush money scandal, is expected to testify Monday afternoon to a Manhattan grand jury investigating the scheme to keep the porn actress quiet in the closing days of the Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign.
YAY Me!
Suddenly Everyone Is A Banking Expert
As A sELF-taUGHt exPerT in banKing, SV whatevER faiLED becaUSE of DEI WoKEness and Drag QUEENs.
They call it Stormy Monday for a reason…
Btw Tuesday’s just as bad…
Final Stages Before Trump Indictment
This is what I’m living for at this moment in time.
Tik tok, TFG
It was their overexposure to drag queen story hours that led to the run on the bank as good folks in Texas and Florida moved to shut down Grooming revenue streams.
ThE GHosts MOM oNce caLLED the GHost waY too earLY in HIS coLLEGE dorm (beforE noon) TO tELL him that HIS sisTer was “SLIPPED” soME acid (yea, right). AskED the GHOSt what TO DO (whY wouLD shE thinK he KNEW?). I said DIM the LIGHTs and PUT “EAT a PEach” on the turNTable.
Investigators went to Berka’s house, in Huron County, and spoke with his mother , who said she had purchased a handgun and three long guns for her son in the past year .
Guy has a history of mental illness.
His mother told investigators she didn’t think his treatments are working and that he should be arrested and imprisoned .
Yet, she bought him the guns. 
What an adorable fuzzy tardigrade toy?
One less GOP voter
I hope you’re using an auto-ransom mode app for that, Ramblin’ Man…
Too much hay on an empty stomach?
Tried to buy rock phosphate for gardening last week, I guess it’ll never be available again
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Good day! Today’s MM reminds me of that time when Jack Nicholson performed his impression of an outraged Mike Pence.
My brother got into it with my sister, a former nurse, who continues to claim that taking Ivermectin can help with Covid. When he asked her for evidence, she sent him an article from a wacko website and told him that she though he was smarter than to believe it didn’t work. She doesn’t trust the FDA or CCD.
I told him he was wasting his time. Unbelievable.
So yes, he did it, but it’s his lawyer’s fault. 
Competition is going to be tight with the next round of Darwin Awards.