Melania Trump’s Remodeled Rose Garden Is Already Crumbling

Less than three weeks after it was debuted, First Lady Melania Trump’s Rose Garden renovation at the White House is reportedly falling apart.


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Every frigging thing they touch

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Must be the ghost of Jackie Kennedy taking her revenge.

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Everything that whole family touches turns to sh…

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Honestly, did we expect anything less?

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That fucking family can’t construct anything right.

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What renovation? Didn’t she just tear out all the roses? How is that ‘renovation’? It’s another eye-jab from someone who is rich, yet has no class.

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wild guess - sweetheart contract … and "don’t worry about material quality or craftsmanship - this mess will get torn up again in no time … but bet they did not mean to be this shoddy
… it is sort of like that falling down wall shit-show !!!

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No class, no style, no smarts.

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Drainage problems at the WH? As in leaks? God…the metaphors just keep on coming…

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According to CNN, there are “issues with water drainage” and “some minor complications with updated construction”, requiring new repairs.

“The network later issued an apology, noting it had actually published the post-op notes from her most-recent cosmetic surgery.”

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The revamp was reportedly funded through private donations rather than taxpayer dollars.

yeah okay, i’m convinced.

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But rest assured, the First Harlot came out richer of the fiasco.

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I could go on like this. But, really, what more is there to say?

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And here I was thinking the Lake Travis boat parade was the perfect metaphor for the Cadet Toadglans mit der Bone Spurs maladministration. Silly me.

@ifeveroheverawiztherewas ETTD. Again.

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A rose by any other name…

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That doesn’t mean that there was no thievery by Melania. She probably hired the contractor that promised the biggest kickback. Because it didn’t even look that good.

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Will they ask for Mexico to pay for the rehabilitation? After all many Latin immigrants here in the states are involved in the floral industry.

Silicone and Botox were used on previous Melanoma remodeling projects. Why not this one?

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