May The Most Radiant Rodent Win: It's Time To Vote For The 2024 Golden Duke Awards

Like many, I’m not feeling the usual enjoyment this time as I sit here on this listing ship of corruption.

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This is the first time I literally could not make up my mind between ALL the selections in each category and had to just go with my gut and choose. I had concepts of plans over who should win. Then again, it’s hard to choose which Golden Dukes to mark down once the prices are up. My prediction for the year: everyone here is a f•••••g a•••••e and we are all going to die.

I had someone tell me they couldn’t vote for Harris because she lies.

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There are so many scumbags, miscreants, and degenerates here picking the correct answer on this thing is giving me flashbacks to when I took the LSAT.

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This mess is upon us mostly because of Fauxnooz. It is ubiquitous in a lot of areas and it is malevolent propaganda 24/7. I have had people swear to me that I do not know the “truth” because I will not watch that channel.

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After Tulsi Gabbard’s nomination gets shot down I fully expect from this point we see Ignatius P Reilly walk away from his hot dog cart and into the position of DNI. As a character from the often overlooked book, A Confederacy of Dunces, I feel we could see his greasy finger marks across the file covers of sensitive information without a problem fitting in.

Best scandal: general interest - the fact that TPM forces me to vote for only ONE of these scumbags….

I feel like RFK Jr is the Meryl Streep of this year’s Dukes - nominated so many times he probably won’t win any.