Like many, I’m not feeling the usual enjoyment this time as I sit here on this listing ship of corruption.
This is the first time I literally could not make up my mind between ALL the selections in each category and had to just go with my gut and choose. I had concepts of plans over who should win. Then again, it’s hard to choose which Golden Dukes to mark down once the prices are up. My prediction for the year: everyone here is a f•••••g a•••••e and we are all going to die.
I had someone tell me they couldn’t vote for Harris because she lies.
There are so many scumbags, miscreants, and degenerates here picking the correct answer on this thing is giving me flashbacks to when I took the LSAT.
This mess is upon us mostly because of Fauxnooz. It is ubiquitous in a lot of areas and it is malevolent propaganda 24/7. I have had people swear to me that I do not know the “truth” because I will not watch that channel.
After Tulsi Gabbard’s nomination gets shot down I fully expect from this point we see Ignatius P Reilly walk away from his hot dog cart and into the position of DNI. As a character from the often overlooked book, A Confederacy of Dunces, I feel we could see his greasy finger marks across the file covers of sensitive information without a problem fitting in.
Best scandal: general interest - the fact that TPM forces me to vote for only ONE of these scumbags….
I feel like RFK Jr is the Meryl Streep of this year’s Dukes - nominated so many times he probably won’t win any.