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Bragging about the number of tests needed. Not sure that is the best track but trump knows best.

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I had no idea everything was so wonderful, but to be honest I havenā€™t been out much because of how you fucked up the pandemic, Donald. So obviously this is good news.

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I donā€™t have relatives in other countries. I donā€™t care how many people are tested in other countries.

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He just choked on his tongue.

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He said ā€œestimatesā€ like it was the noun. He only barely understands what heā€™s reading.

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second choke

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One billions dollars to the states and territories broken out this way:
Red states 999 million
Blue states and others the rest

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For not long enough though

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#airjuggling

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Choke like Covid-19 choke, or just normal?

(And did it coincide with any needles)

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Ventilators -drink!

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Just normal :frowning:

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300k tests per day, did I hear right? Thatā€™d be only 1200 days. Per capita.

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The percentage of deaths to infections has gone down, too, at least on the site I watch: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/.

It started at 28%, now itā€™s down to 24%. Weā€™re getting better at this.

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He looks like he has a headache. And a sore throat.

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:frowning:

(Fuck you discobot, an emoji can be a full response)

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Pray like youā€™ve never prayed before!

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Silly, they mean leading the world in testing Americans. Especially the ones in prison and the white house.

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Funny this is what I experience seeing and listening to him.

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He is reading a list of what he believes are his achievements.

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