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Walking the text of a speech into the room and putting it down on the podium (after a SOROS staffer wiped it down) so your boss could deliver her remarks on the subject of International Siding Sales In The Global Age might be considered the same as delivering a talk/session in some places, but not here in the real world of geopolitical domination.
There are standards, and @rascal_crone, @castor_troy, @playitagainrowlf and @thunderclapnewman are none too willing to chuck them in favor of a social climber… :laughing:

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How many are going to kill themselves?

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Now that’s one toque over the line.

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OMG, are you the owner of Comet Pizza?

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Penguin slap

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Not a userper or social climber here. @visionseeker be careful, an online acquaintance crossed @rascal_crone and wound up with a dead horse in his bed, not just the head.

Come to think of it he might have said dead whores.

It’s the Cleverness Exception of the US Constitution: You cannot be impeached if you are clever enough to conceal your crimes so well that they are not discovered until after you leave office.

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That leaves Trump out. While he may have hidden some of his crimes he announced plenty of them.

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With a doublet bed or a singlet bed?

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I think that I’ll pass.

I did not know that. Well, Happy Birthday, Bill. I guess it would be inappropriate to burn down any cities to commemorate the event… maybe just a small, private, conflagration with a few friends.

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It seems that I spent much of my youth admiring your father’s work, i.e., when I wasn’t watching Lunch with Soupy Sales.

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I muted my radio.

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They know they don’t have a case. That’s pretty obvious. I even got the impression that Trump’s own attorneys think he should be convicted. They were not the least bit enthusiastic about what they were saying.

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“Look what you made me do!”

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They should’ve gotten Bullwinkle.

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I remember Lumpy on Leave it to Beaver.

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But he made a mint with “Pepper.”

And Pepper, was hot on Police Woman.

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My five-year-old self understood it as a metaphor for his dungarees having not yet been broken in.

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