Walking the text of a speech into the room and putting it down on the podium (after a SOROS staffer wiped it down) so your boss could deliver her remarks on the subject of International Siding Sales In The Global Age might be considered the same as delivering a talk/session in some places, but not here in the real world of geopolitical domination.
There are standards, and @rascal_crone, @castor_troy, @playitagainrowlf and @thunderclapnewman are none too willing to chuck them in favor of a social climber…
How many are going to kill themselves?
Now that’s one toque over the line.

I’ve still got these downstairs.
OMG, are you the owner of Comet Pizza?

“You can’t possibly convict Donald Trump because penguins look like they’re wearing little tuxedos and dragons don’t even have top hats”
— Angry Staffer (@Angry_Staffer) February 9, 2021

There are standards, and @rascal_crone, @castor_troy, @playitagainrowlf and @thunderclapnewman are none too willing to chuck them in favor of a social climber
Not a userper or social climber here. @visionseeker be careful, an online acquaintance crossed @rascal_crone and wound up with a dead horse in his bed, not just the head.
Come to think of it he might have said dead whores.
It’s the Cleverness Exception of the US Constitution: You cannot be impeached if you are clever enough to conceal your crimes so well that they are not discovered until after you leave office.
That leaves Trump out. While he may have hidden some of his crimes he announced plenty of them.

He and Gym Jordan could get a room.
With a doublet bed or a singlet bed?

I remember when Lepetomaine was a worthwhile act to sit through.
I think that I’ll pass.

Yesterday was Sherman’s birthday. He would have been 201.
I did not know that. Well, Happy Birthday, Bill. I guess it would be inappropriate to burn down any cities to commemorate the event… maybe just a small, private, conflagration with a few friends.
It seems that I spent much of my youth admiring your father’s work, i.e., when I wasn’t watching Lunch with Soupy Sales.
I muted my radio.

If there is a way to persuade more GOP Senators to vote to convict, the arguments laid out by the Trump Team would do the trick.
They know they don’t have a case. That’s pretty obvious. I even got the impression that Trump’s own attorneys think he should be convicted. They were not the least bit enthusiastic about what they were saying.
“Look what you made me do!”

Shit…don’t end with a poem if you don’t know how to recite poetry.
They should’ve gotten Bullwinkle.

… Mr. Greenjeans real name was Lumpy Brannum.
I remember Lumpy on Leave it to Beaver.

The Gibby Haynes apple fell a long way from Mr. Peppermint’s tree.
But he made a mint with “Pepper.”

I always wondered if his jeans were really green but since we had a black and white TV I’ll never know.
My five-year-old self understood it as a metaphor for his dungarees having not yet been broken in.