Kanye West Wisconsin Ballot Lawsuit Linked To Firm Of Former RNC Chief Counsel | Talking Points Memo

And the attorneys for West have missed the best argument. They should be able to argue that their lateness was caused by relativistic effects - the filing office and their campaign office are at different altitudes and are, therefore, moving at slightly different speeds. Time to consult the atomic clock!!!

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Two votes for the price of one! But seriously folks Trump has such a primitive mind that if he could he’d put a whole bomber crew of third-party people out there—Goldberg and O’Malley, Pinelli and Laughing Bear, any group they think is a solid Dem vote, just to peel a few off in those swing states.

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I’ve thought about this - I know there is prison time behind a lot of it and I wonder if anyone has notified Kanye of that?

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And of course, it would be a State crime, so no pardon from the Don.

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Agree. The prime motivator in this election is anti-trump. If anything I expect West to peel off reluctant Trump voters.

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Well, then, I’m sure they won’t mind a bit if a few hundred or thousands of ballots arrive postmarked after Election Day.

Oh, they will, you say?

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I remember my English teacher in 9th grade making it crystal clear on day 1 of class that if we weren’t in our seats when the bell rang, we were to be counted tardy. Well, the bell rang at 5:00 00 seconds.

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Ah, but how long was the reverb?

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Not exactly the most well oiled operation that is rushing to get submissions to the last second. Why not deliver at noon, geniuses?

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Right. Yeezy needs to know this if he doesn’t. Thought Kim was in law school or had graduated.

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You got me. I was too scared of her to even think about that.

Plus she lived 3 doors away from me, and my school bus stopped in front of her house. But she was a nice lady, just no nonsense.

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The case I know of they had a group of teenage boys fake signatures off the voter roll. They got scared, talked fast. I never did find out what happened after the DA went after these people. I had moved away from the community by then. With West, these folks are so goddamned brazen they just don’t give a shit. Reckless and brazen.

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Work expands to fill the time allotted to it.

I used to be involved in Federal government contract disputes, and you simply wouldn’t believe the number of high-powered firms that ended up in stupid arguments about whether they’d submitted their bids on time. They were forever dashing in the door at the last possible second, and then blaming the sluggish elevators for their failure to make it on time.

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Half assed which smells like Jared.

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Hope I got the address of where the filings originated correct…

Ding-dongmuthafuggahs.

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LOL Hello my name is Mr. Tire and I’m here to chew gum and break glass.

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I guess they’re tying to siphon off the juggalos for Biden vote.

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You a sellout ngga*
Bow down ngga before they fck around and find you face down in the river
Talk down ngga and I’mma bust you in your mouth ngga
Show 'em you a foul ass ngga* - That One Batshit Crazy Rapper Guy

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Because their opinion of black people is such that they believe they’ll vote for literally any black man over a white man.

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Every bit of ‘voter outreach’ they do is done with condescension and a sneer for their assessment of the stupidity of their voters and possible voters.

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