Can we set a clock on how long it takes before li’l Jakie flips on Burkman? Sounds like he had a lot less to do with this than the elder moron. Might be able to get away without any time in the pokey if he tells a good enough story.
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If you looked in his shoes you’d find 250 $1s folded in half.
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Appropriate penalty: each of them writing a postcard every two minutes, thirteen hours day, for the next two weeks, to notify the 11K voters whom they defrauded of reality.
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Judges say that all the time.
Just not to people like these two.
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Yes, but a stack of a thousand one-dollar bills is as thick as a stack of a thousand one-hundred-dollar bills …
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Many defendants are deemed mentally unfit to stand trial. These two assholes are too stupid to live.
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I just think it’s so funny that just a little while back these two fucknuts staged a phony F.B.I raid on themselves, and now they really are in legal trouble. Life imitating art, or life imitating assholes?
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Folded? Maybe he rolls them up like Donnie, Jr.
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How I hope that someone can tie together these two little punks and their voting robocalls with the Michigan Militia and their attempt to kidnap The Governor of Michigan. Oh, and maybe they can snitch on Erik Prince, too…
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a ban on them engaging in robocalls between now and Nov. 4
If the judge can ban robo calls between now and Nov. 4th, he can ban them until they’re found innocent or guilty. Also that 100k bond is a joke, should have been $1 million. What is it with repeat offenders trying to defraud people of their right to vote getting gentle slaps on the hand?
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These idiots make James O’keefe look like Orson Welles
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Do we factually know that the same exact specifications for bill paper is used in all denominations of American paper currency? People bearing micrometers want to know! 
How does this material compact with age and use? Are we talking virgin bill paper, or have they been folded and inserted into garters or other elastic bands many times? Have they been rolled and used as snorting straws, and if so, has the snorted material changed the local thickness or the curvature effectively increased the thickness when attempting to lay them flat?
Perhaps we can get DARPA to fund just such a research project…
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Ceteris paribus …
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Yeah, I had a little too much fun with that.
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Wow… sounds like Michigan could use a reboot. This story in addition to the MI militia ‘grab the governor’ story? It’s kind of embarrassing, really.
This is how Trump’s America looks.
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Can’t. His RW welfare funds will dry up.
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Spouse who chased crooks and financial fraudsters (not literally, he was an investigative reporter) for a living always said steal big so you can hire the best attorneys.
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I’ll put up 150K if they’ll keep in jail.
These guys want attention with cash and a film crew? Give them all the attention they crave. Just not from the people they crave it from.
Pimp gets arrested and shows up in court, dressed to the nines and with two girls on each arm. When the judge finds him guilty of living off immoral earnings, he’s fined $5000. The pimp reaches into his pocket and says, “Dang it, Judge, I can pay that out of today’s dough.” Judge says, “Reach into your other pocket and pull out 30 days.”
That’s what the magistrate should have done.
Cost-benefit analysis: It’s not just for breakfast.
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They - or at least Jacob - did. I sent this tweet to Jacob’s dad, @DavidWohl:
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