Johnson Looks for Meaningless Ways To Satisfy Trump, Far-Right on Birthright Citizenship

Nonono! That would set off his phone porn monitor…

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Shouldn’t “moots” be “yoots”/“yutes”?

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depends how much 'shine you have had…

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I loved Fred Gwynne’s southern-ish accent.

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end the ability of pregnant women to enter the United States legally

Were this even remotely possible Uday (aka Beevis) and Qusay (aka Butthead) would already be investing in expired off-brand home pregnancy tests to sell to DHS for use by ICE at all international ports of entry.

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Dare I say “Trump Twat Tests”?

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And they would be laughing spasmodically the whole time, saying it was cool that they could now be real female body inspectors (FBI!! Hehheheh!!..cooooool…hehehehe!!!)

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