I seem to recall reading that the Capitol has devices for keeping track of phone calls in the building, as well.
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Funny that the image is of vodka…
A very Russian commodity and trump claimed to have no business in Russia.
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Gee whiz, I reckon a fella could count the calls on a record of the phone, huh.
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Ol Jim would have to remove his socks and shoes to count that high
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Too technical for Jym
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All he’d have to do is pull his phone out of his ass.
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Jim Jordan Still Isn’t Sure How Many Times He Spoke To Trump On Jan. 6
Interesting that he doesn’t think the attack was that big a deal but still refers to it as an attack.
Get your ass over to Men’s Wearhouse and buy a goddamn jacket.
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Not to be throwing a wet blanket here, but… Trump liked to use his personal phone for calls to advisers and confidants like Jordan. So that wouldn’t be on any of the official WH phone logs. The committee can still get the metadata from the phone companies.
Unless Trump or Jordan was recording the call on either end, there won’t be any audio, just metadata on the numbers used, date and time, and probably geolocation data. The White House and the USSS don’t record audio on Presidential phone calls, which is why we only get written transcripts on official calls to world leaders. Who knows what the NSA is doing, but I doubt they’re surreptitiously recording the President on his private line.
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Jordan also refuted Politico’s report on him speaking to Trump during the insurrection. “During?” Jordan said last month. “No, I did not speak to the President during the attack.”
He said that there was an attack.
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Check his ties for “biological material.” I’m sure there’s a dribble there for every time he fellated the Dear Leader.
Jordan is coming or has come to the realization that the saying in Spanish, “entre la espada y la pared” (“between a sword and a wall”) really is more apt a description of his position than is “between a rock and a hard place.”
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Oops.
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“If a person does not recall if they ever sent a dick pic, they sent a dick pic”, Bill Maher.
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Hmm. Trump famously refused to let techies scan his phone for malware or bugs, so I do wonder if the NSA paid rather close attention to his phone.
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Gee, I wonder what Gym Neighbors would have to do to count to 21? 
And may the prison guards do as good a job keeping him safe as he did those wrestlers.
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I just Googled “cheapest liquor” b/c you know he’s got bartenders re-pouring it into top shelf empties.
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Trick question, he can only get to 20 and 1/4.
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I’ll have a “Baby’s First Bunker” w/ a twist.
Skol, brother.
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I can’t not look at the folds, crevices, and canyons under his eye bags. His eye bags tell a story at odds with the one his mouth is telling.