damn.
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On August 24, 2022, President Joe Biden introduced us to his appointee for the Secret Service Director’s position and it is Kim Cheatle. She has twenty-seven years with the agency and after her announcement, Anthony (Tony) Ornato, who was the former assistant director of the United States Secret Service Office of Training and the former Assistant White House Chief of Staff announced on the following Monday, August 29, 2022, that he would be retiring that day. Coincidence, I think not, however, I do believe the new Secret Service Director began the thorough cleaning from top to bottom of the Secret Service that week.
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One can hope.
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I will give Lofgren money in order for her to do something with her hair. No, I’d better just lend her some money
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All right! Now do DeJoy!
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Please. They learned from Fat Boy. Deny. Delay. Obstruct. Confuse. Play the bullshit card. Works like a charm.
All the big tech companies are tracking us wherever we go. The Defense Department’s “eyes in the sky” are supposed to be able to identify the brand of the golf ball lying on the green. NSA was supposed to be gobbling up and analyzing every phone call, text message, and email sent anywhere in the world.
These traitors in the Secret Service and elsewhere might think they covered their tracks, but they’ve left a lot of clues behind.
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Only 12 cans, but he has to wash down the fries and the hamberder.
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Is it…to secure the nation?
You seem despondent. A man I met working at Ralphs this morning was too. Shame, really. America is the greatest country in the history of the world, and yet you believe that some rich son is going to untie the work of men like my father and grandfather, who fought in 2 theaters of WWII.
The opposition are the leeches sitting on the Fed tit since Reconstruction, miming preacher talk and now feted by their own born-rich dullard with a fat silver fist in his slack mouth. That they fell for this turd of a man shouldn’t affect you so much.
Try traveling the country, meet some real Americans. A hardy lot, and not to be misinterpreted because they won’t change their mind over any position, never mind politics. America was built on people who just wouldn’t quit.
But I guess you’re just not first-generation.
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Let’s see who suddenly resigns from the Secret Service in the next few days.
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Cuffari has got to be at the top of that list.
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I would love to see a study done that directly compares people who seek sweets. Those that use no artificial sweeteners and those who do. Perhaps aspartame and sucralose add risk, but what of the alternative [ie the “non-users” saturated with those who do not trend toward sweets]?
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Thanks? 
Domino’s? I thought it was Hardee’s.
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Federal Bureau of Investigation has seized the cell phone of Mike Lindell, better known as the MyPillow guy, in the belief that he may have “committed crimes beyond selling shitty pillows,” an F.B.I. spokesman has confirmed.
Although the F.B.I. took custody of Lindell’s phone, they did not seize any of his pillows. “Nobody wanted those,” the spokesman said.
Shortly after the seizure, Republicans claimed that the Attorney General, Merrick Garland, was acting out of a personal vendetta because he had purchased a MyPillow and had been upset by how shitty it was.
“I did not purchase a MyPillow,” Garland clarified in a prepared statement. “However, I have heard that they suck.”
Lindell received vehement support from another Republican luminary, Don Bolduc, the G.O.P. nominee for U.S. Senate in New Hampshire. “This is a rigged witch hunt,” Bolduc said. “The MyPillow guy has never sold a pillow.”
BTW six or seven thumbs for that picture, the smoochy ass moment.
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My guess is that this dump and Tony Ornato’s announced departure last month are linked.
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OT
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It’s entirely possible that quite a few secret service agents weren’t too fond of the MAGA/seditionist agents who were trying to help Trump overthrow the government. These agents might very well be doing what they can to blow the whistle on the seditionists within their ranks. Let’s hope.
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I guess things are not so secret in the secret service. I’ll bet the stuff they got shows the SS to be unprofessional and political. In other words incapable of its mission.
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But strokes are in the brain. Oh, wait…
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Please proceed, Crackhead Mike!
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