Jan. 6 Committee Subpoenas Giuliani, Powell, Ellis, Epshteyn

The noose is tightening. The walls are closing in. The sky is falling. The jig is up. The fat (sorry Mom) lady is about to sing. The hammer is gonna come down. They’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’. They’re (hopefully) going to sing like canaries. Their collective ass is grass.

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They ought to call them non subpoenas as they have no intention of actually enforcing them.

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About fucking time!

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Hey, I forgot/slipped my mind/overlooked that it’s National Thesaurus Day

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I worry the committee might face some serious pushback when they face Rudy’s legal representatives.

From the high-powered firm of Kirkland & Ellis Total Landscaping LLC.

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They’re working their way up. When do the Trumps start to get them? I doubt any of them will show up, but they will sure talk a lot on TV about how they can’t talk to Congress.

Who doesn’t love taco-subpoena Tuesday?

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Lawyers getting subpoenad.

Especially Trumpy ones.

Makes my day…

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I, for one, hope they welcome the opportunity to expound on “election irregularities” during prime time. I mean, why wouldn’t they? They’ve been hammering on that message incessantly since November 6. If they stop now, gosh, would it mean they’ve been lying all along?

Hard to get much closer to Trump than three of his lawyers, and I’m sure the Committee thought long and hard about that before deciding it was absolutely necessary.

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Who thinks that any of them willl show up or provide documents or other information to the Committee.

Of course being lawyers, failure to comply with an authorized Congressional subpoena investigation trying to overturn a presidential election might be looked upon poorly by their home Bar associations.

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They’re gonna be singing in the rain.
The door is gonna hit 'em where the Good Lord split 'em
Gonna be doing the Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo
Gonna be playing Hide The Salami

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The hair dye is gonna flow tonight!

Giuliani Dye

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Damn

You forgot to include all nematodes are half off on seasonal discount.

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Yeah, just keep saying stuff you think is true.

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/11/12/steve-bannon-indicted-for-defying-jan-6-committee-investigation-521177

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Jan. 6 Committee Subpoenas Giuliani, Sidney Powell

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!

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So…where is the subpoena for Hugo Chavez???

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I guess this is breaking too.

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I’m glad they are pressing this in AZ. Must be very tempting to let it all just finish.

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I read that as ‘will be despising him’

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First he has to say “Truth isn’t truth!”

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Wirh Kellyanne doing back up vocals.

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