Talk about a leak to the press!
With less than a week to go before President Trump’s presidency comes to an end, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner have become the center of Internet fodder after the Washington Post reported on Thursday that the couple refused to let their Secret Service detail use any of the six bathrooms inside their ritzy D.C. home.
Thank you for protecting my life and the life of my husband and children. Now find a bathroom to use somewhere else. This isn’t a fucking McDonald’s. And wipe that look off your face or the next call I make is to your supervisor. Do I make myself clear? I do? Good.
Wonder if they got a kickback from the neighbor renting the studio with a toilet?
Dying to learn their Secret Service detail’s “code name” for them after that.
Anyone ever see the “neighbor” and the Kushners in the same room?
The Scarecrow and Mrs. Bitch
I have a friend who keeps a Kosher kitchen but a bathroom too?
That’s Italian marble asshole…go “first respond” somewhere else!
Numberone and Numbertwo
Simple solution: End Secret Service protection for the cushy Kushners. Let them fend for themselves when Daddy’s rebels descend on them.
You can’t make this shit up.
Two shits, one name. Javanka.
It will be come the new phrase, “I gotta take a Javanka.”
Only the best people [may use our bathroom].
Thanks for shitting and pissing all over the place when we extended kindness to you.
-Bamz & Michelle
Frankly, using their toilet wouldn’t be number one on my hit parade either. They should have hired me.
Impeachment could/should impact protection for the whole Trump mob.
The Obamas’ home as an option didn’t last long, following an incident where a Secret Service supervisor from the Trump/Kushner detail left an “unpleasant mess” in the Obama bathroom sometime before the fall of 2017.
What was that supervisor eating??? My mother-in-law is known for her, um, robust movements. She clogged the upstairs toilet two Christmases ago. If I could have her go outside in a porta-potty I would…
Another story leaked…
Eventually, the Trump/Kushner Secret Service detail rented a basement studio with a bathroom from a neighbor of the Kushner family — which came with the hefty price tag of more than $100,000 funded by taxpayers to date.
Some of the neighbors seem to be just as big of assholes as the JarVankas.
Now head over the Mike Pence’s home. You can take a big shit right on his front steps. Serves him right for not doing his job.