I’m not sure why the survival of democracy is dependent on unfunny comedic talk show hosts. Does anyone believe they have an effect? I don’t.
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Let’s check in on the the “Trump Trade Genius” process.
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Had someone mentioned to TFG that if something happened there, Grassley would be president, he might have rethought have JD there. Or maybe not.
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Fallon?
It’s hard to have sympathy for President Smurch (Trump).
I don’t want him to die , Vance is likely worse, but the Stones would stay clear, if a filmmaker included “sympathy for the devil” in a Trump memoriam film.
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We seem to have moved well past the point where Wilhoit’s Law was ripe.
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I would think everyone would be getting use to these insecure puppies claiming something in “this many inches long”, only to find out every single time that it really is quite a bit shorter…
(Okay, I’ll let myself out… 
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Kid Schlock!
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Because Trump can’t admit to “3-inch mushroom-shaped windows”.
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If there was any good coming out of the Iran War (and it was very little) it was exposing many Americans to the fact that there’s a world of external interests and complications out there.
China is stepping in, while we are having neurotic upheavals over a ballroom.
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Clearly he thinks being President means he owns the whole country, a company he can control at will. WH is just another real estate property he owns. Forests, national monuments, the Kennedy Center, mine, all mine. /s
Prove him wrong.
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You need a dam breaker.
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McMahon is all in for child labor. Get ‘em young and work their fingers to the bone.
the workforce
B: We’re talking about elementary students
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Electoral-vote discussed the WHCD attacker’s un-tethered gamer mentality (as revealed by his manifesto):
Anyone who has played Call of Duty, or Wolfenstein, or Doom or Grand Theft Auto or any other first-person shooter knows that each level starts with easy resistance, progresses to harder resistance, and ends with the Boss. Real life, not so much. If you go after the president, you start with near-impossible resistance and… the end. You never get within a country mile of the Boss.
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It’s heartwarming that there are so many persons out there who are so much better human beings than I am. I want to register my appreciation for all of you who take up the slack.
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I imagine Dear Leader woulda thought, “Serves 'em right.”
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Charles has prostate cancer. Perhaps meds causing puffiness.
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