Incoming Representative Offers Constituent Help As Cawthorn Leaves Tumbleweeds

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The disappearance of Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC), who lost his primary and is on his way out of Congress, has been well documented. 

This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1439949
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Cawthorn was hired to do one job and failed it.

Prediction: he’s going to be indicted–eventually–on financial misconduct charges.

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Maddie Caw has an incredible wealth of knowledge and intel on the big parties with orgies, minors, and key bumps that Moscow Mitch and the conservative insiders attended. I am sure Russian, Saudi and UAE intelligence are bidding for his services as we speak. Will he get the $2 billion that Cuck Kushner and Wanky got for their services?

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Why am I not surprised by any of this?

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You mean to say that Madison Cawthorn’s instincts were not in favor of his constituents? Shocking, I tell ya!!! /s

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“One advise I have for my successor: if you get invited to the coke fueled orgies, just go, don’t talk about it.”

Madison Cawthorn

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I guess moving to Florida to avoid wracking up too many more gun charges and traffic tickets is not that bad of a trade-off. It also helps him avoid the ugly specter of one of his former constituents accidentally rolling him out into traffic in a show of gratitude.

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As I keep saying – if you go and vote for people who run against the very idea of good government, then you should not be surprised when they turn out to suck at governing.

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Awwwww. this poor little asshole throws a fit on the floor of the house.

Hey Chip! If you got your fee fees hurt you can always quit!

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Except it’s “Democrat Cities.”

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Cawthorn is one of the worst ever… but still it must be difficult to continue to do a job you’ve been humiliated and decisively rejected out of.

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Colonel Klink rule, because Roy’s replacement is likely worse.

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Home-schooling?

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Mads looks like he’s been working on his moobs.

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Fake news!!! Didn’t you watch his coming out party? The audience was all about his greatness and glory. He’s the most popular president in the history of all the twice impeached, insurrectionist, pussy-grabbing, soon to be indicted, tax evading defeated former presidents anywhere.

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