Preppers have been raising chickens for eggs, canning their own food, and sowing their own clothing out of Hemp… but little did they know that the dark times would come in the form of needing to make our own emojis by hand.
In times like these, we must band together. I offer up a few basic emojis to get us started. Please include your own, and be sure to provide a definition so that we all can relearn the basics and survive in this new, rugged, emoji-less environment.
To make matters worse, traditional hand-typed emojis are automatically co-opted into the void, such that the standard smile is no longer available. We have to be creative. A smile must be something like :- ) with a space between the eyes and mouth.
sticking tongue out
baldie with a comb-over
dude with a mustache