Hyde Distances Himself From Parnas In Tweet Frenzy

“Parnas told MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow that Hyde was possibly drinking when he sent the messages.”

“Hyde’s attorney vehemently denied the accusation in a statement released late Friday: ‘It is patently false that Mr. Hyde struggles with a recurring and well-known alcohol and/or bath-salts addiction. Nor is there any truth to the pervasive rumors that he regularly pays underage Ukrainian girls to “lather his socks” during huffing benders. And I can categorically deny that he has ever passed out in public and urinated on pigeons. All three times’.”

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Yeah I don’t see the steps from one to the other either. I think with landscaping he may have found his niche, like I said. Many people consider it therapeutic. :innocent:

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Doughy pantload says what?

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Why is it that all the good stuff is always “on the other side”?

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Seems similar to those Dan Brown names that are meant to sound foreign but really just sound made-up.

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Cue the pictures of him with a face full of spraypaint holding a plastic CVS bag…

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That’s something his baby mamma would like to know as well.

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I’m just trying to figure out, for Connecticut, will this publicity help or hurt his landscape business? Not too sure if I’d want this guy in my bushes, but then again, it’s the 1%…

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A real International Man of Mystery, this one. Cleverly concealing his chief spymaster role under a few hundred pounds of fat and feigned low IQ.

Don’t let him fool you, he’s a stoned… I mean stone killer.

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Hmmm.

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@rucleare, @playitagainrowlf, @rascal_crone

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OT but good lord. All he had to say was congratulations on a great win, take a picture and be done.


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Sharpie Time!™

jw1

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I touch nothing stronger than tea. The cup which cheers, but does not inebriate.
You need a clear head at HQ.

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C’mon who hasn’t have a few and then texted out threats about taking out an American Ambassador?

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True.

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$50 says Hyde’s home has a crawlspace. His type always has a crawlspace.

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I remember from my high school government class in the 70’s that it was also a Right. The answer to be exact on Mrs. Watson’s midterm was voting was a right, duty and a privilege.

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In all fairness, haven’t we all pee’d on birds a time or two while on blackout drunken benders… at least once or twice =P

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