Highlights Of Kevin McCarthy’s Eight-Plus Hour Floor Speech

From a rejected internship application to a lusted-after committee assignment, McCarthy had quite a bit to vent about.

And wait until he doesn’t get the Speakership he so desperately craves. That’ll be the mother lode of all resentments.

Honestly, I’ve seen starving dogs drool less over a big hunk of meat than Qevin over being Speaker.

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OT but here’s a first!!! From cnn.com

Biden received a routine colonoscopy Friday while at Walter Reed. The process, which required anesthesia, meant that he temporarily transferred power to Vice President Kamala Harris, who became the first woman to assume presidential power for 85 minutes Friday morning.

Yeowzah!!!

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I don’t even get this complaint. So don’t buy the baby carrots. Slice and dice them yourself. What’s the big deal?

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Just think Kevo did this all by himself, while Cruz had to have Lee’s help to go hold the Senate floor.

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I wonder why Qev doesn’t want the farmers in his district to make a profit. /shrug

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Oddly, Joe wasn’t afraid for it to be public. Nice to have a President who is not constantly living in fear.

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CarrotAnon: “Have you ever eaten one of these baby carrots? I’ll lead you in on a little secret: there is no such thing. They are just big carrots, they chop them, they charge you more and you buy them.”

Baby Carrots with tops

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Qevin is such a turd. And smackable. And a traitor.

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OT: The fact that a federal judge is directly calling out Trump as having culpability for the insurrection speaks volumes. Though I’ve expected DoJ to file charges against Trump at the appropriate time, this has to up the pressure on them to do so.

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Darrell Issa is more likely to be elected speaker than Qevin. (yes, this presupposes issa wins his next term, but assholes like that never seem to lose)

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He knows the only thing grown in bakersfield is weed. And meth.

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I’ve passed Bakersfield. It smells less like weed than the inside of Qev’s soul.

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This judge is a dimwit apologist. People are responsible for their own actions.

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And above it, “The Wreck of the Hesperus” too.

It’s a portrait of Washington crossing the Delaware. You all know that painting, do you not? This is a replica.”

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How much supervised release? That’s the gotcha in these short sentences; they have to be perfect for a year or three post-prison or they get enslammerated again. Given that even after he was sentenced this guy was ranting to the judge about how the undercover cop who got him was likely gay, I don’t think this guy’s liberty survives his first monthly meeting with his probation officer.

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He’s not Fidel or Hugo or Strom.

And this is what passes for leadership in today’s GQP. . . . . ugh! I think I want to vomit.

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Kevin does realize that the Chinese have an economy managed by the state and that their universities are run by the state, doesn’t he? If Kev feels that that would lead to more innovation on our part, I’m certain that Chairman Xi has one or two young protégés who would be willing to be dispatched here for a “work study” program.

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He is no dimwit. We wrote some very thorough opinions to back his rulings on some TFG-related cases the past few years, basically boxing in the appeals court to prevent any overruling. (supreme court doesn’t give a fuck though) Remember the name Mehta, you’re going to see it again the next 20 years.

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Kevin actually said this last night. He is a moron.

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