Here’s What It’s Like When The Right-Wing Mob Tries To Get Your Book Banned

…..butt he’s an asshole

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God forbid that high schoolers learn about solo sex. I’m sure that they would have never stumbled upon it all by themselves.

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I assume Mrs. Bell is just fine with prostitution, masturbation, and money shots. Or possibly the Bible is next on her list.

She lusted after her lovers, the Assyrians—warriors clothed in blue, governors and commanders, all desirable young men, horsemen mounted on steeds. She offered sexual favors to all the elite of Assyria. She defiled herself with all the idols of those for whom she lusted.

She did not give up the prostitution she began in Egypt, when men slept with her in her youth, caressed her virgin bosom, and poured out their lust upon her.

/Genitals like donkeys
//Emissions like stallions
//Biblekkake!

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To be that miserable is quite an achievement…

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The one exception, of course, is if their penis or vagina is involved. Then it’s OK.

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And this should have been an opening if you will for a cool school board member, or cool parent to stand up and asked “Kara, so what book would you recommend to replace “Out of Darkness” that covers the topics of sexual abuse, and bullying at school?”

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Not in a book that can be read by anyone younger than 18 years of age and already married.

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So the King James version is okay? Or Porn?

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Burn all the books. Except the car repair manuals. It’s the only way to be safe.

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Hey look, the moneyed are using radical religious churches and unlimited money to turn the stupid on the smart so they maintain power.

It has worked since the so-called Reformation, and its working now. Dumb, faithful, vicious shits that only exist because they were bred to hate.

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Cleansed by the immaculate blood of Christ.

Only if it’s Melania.

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Wait for her to claim that she was wacked out on some of the supplements that he hawks.

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Not to beat a dead horse (consensually, of course) but the difference twixt speaking about something and encouraging it is fundamental to the the First Amendment.

How does she differentiate the effects of her utterance about anal sex in the meeting from an antagonist uttering it in a book?

If a book discusses mass murders, does that mean the author is promoting genocide?

If she is discussing such an author is she advocating the promotion of genocide?

Sheesh.

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This is the digital generation.

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stick shift…gear box…four on the floor?

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Except the car repair manuals. It’s the only way to be safe.

Hey, it is in car repair shops that I learned about master/slave cylinders and blown trannies. They’ve got to go, too.

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I own a number of car repair manuals. The ones published by Haynes have a lot of the British terminology like boot for trunk and bonnet for hood as well as the UK spelling for tire as tyre.
It would probably flip out some of these folks if they saw them. However they are very complete and well designed with great photos.

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When I was a kid I loved to read and re-read “The Boxcar Children” series by Gertrude Chandler Warner. It wasn’t until after seeing “Flowers In the Attic” by VC Andrews that vague similarity became apparent. And if you think about 4 kids that were trying to avoid their grandfather after their parents died vs stashing your kids in the attic while you find another rich husband is now so normal that they’ve been showing the movie on TV since the late 80s or early 90s. Or if you think about Pa in the Laura Ingalls Wilder books had a hard time supporting his family.

And of course the easiest way to these books from her children’s hands is to monitor what they have checked out. I believe it’s called active parenting.

You know at one time Nancy Drew was considered too modern for girls to read, even though the books were first published in the 30s.

And if one was to look at the books for kids/children there are a lot of them with an orphan, or a single parent. I guess a book about a typical family of one live Dad and Mother, with 2+ kids isn’t that interesting.

Then there’s the theme with the old man/woman neighbor that main character hangs around with.

Can we get Kara and her kids streaming logs?

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What about “Surfing Safari” where they were “loading up our woody”?

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