Here’s How Pence’s Top Aide Kept Minimizing And Downplaying COVID Before He Got Infected

I would suggest:

I think the boot-licking aspect has an exponential effect.

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Oops!

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For others, doubtful.
Not so sure he has the same attitude for himself, unless, of course, he’s gotta be part of a rally.

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You can survive touching the stove and putting your finger into the electrical socket. But if you put your hand down the garbage disposal, don’t come crying to me if you lose your fingers. You could even survive that, but I would advise you not to try sticking your head into the path of a helicopter rotor blade. You’ll just have to trust me on that one.

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I welcome collaborators as long as my original work is cited.

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It’s pretty fundamental to my character to not ever wish people to suffer with illness, but my god these guys are putting that principle to the test.

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Maybe all these guys want to show their true loyalty to the big boss by following in his footsteps and suffering from Covid.

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Ding dong.

(See what I mean about what’s happened to me?)

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OK, how about something other than illness?

Let’s have some reporting on Short’s quarantine (where, for example), and other connections, including family, and whether they are in quarantine, as well.

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Pretty sure that there are still a few of those around.

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Moronic penis-headed goofball.

I am so sick of clowns like this.

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These guys know a fashion trend when they see one.

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Never knew that Pence was so short statured?

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There’s a history of treating one illness with another. Perhaps the temptation your experiencing is a sharpening of your compassion.

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Add Desantis and we’d have full derp singularity

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All the cool people are getting it! Don’t get left behind!

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Haven’t you heard - it’s really that guy Obama’s fault.

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He’s shorter than Short. :grinning:

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And some have criticized me and others for wishing these people die a slow and agonizing death from the virus.

Well, the critics can bite me!

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