‘Hang Up The Phone, Jerry!’: Falwell On Defense

“Their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them. Within inches of their lives.”

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And I thought this was going to be a Seinfeld quote…

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Synonyms for charlatan

Synonyms

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Hang up the Trump damn phone would be taking the lord’s name in vain.

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She was disappointed that Jerry wasn’t watching her afternoon hook-up with the cable guy.

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o/t

Short answer: though there is a long line, Dylan and G-n-R can shoot for type of legal action.

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Yup. Advocate for genocide and child rape all you want, but do NOT use bad words while doing so.

The South, ladies and gents!

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let us add “a falwell”

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Oy…can we move on from The Adventures of Cuckold and Cumdumpster, please? Shit is getting boring…

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“Hang up the goddamn phone,” she could be heard telling her husband, according to Reuters. “Hang up the phone, Jerry!”

Mrs. Falwell! Language!

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If that was my wife, I’d probably opt for the cuckold role too. *shiver*

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“Hang up the goddamn phone,” she could be heard telling her husband, according to Reuters. “Hang up the phone, Jerry!”

She was then heard to say “Get off me, Giancarlo, I have to go stop him…”

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You’re spot on about the Bocephus sticker. :wink:

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EB: Oh, we are, Becki. It’s about what to serve poolboys!!!

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Yes but the story of how Chump and Cohen turned their cottage industry of squeezing tabloid victims into an endorsement that triggered the entirety of American evangelicals to deify Chump is worth keeping in the news.

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I suppose…,but she’s so nasty…uuug…

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OK. You got me. Who is the smart one in that marriage?

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The pool boy?

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She’s certainly the one to watch…

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Yeah. He made out like a bandit!

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