Well, according to their website, Comcast does carry them
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Knew it was over when soaks and underwear became constant gift.
I missed this as I scrolled through the thread. A reply drew me back.
DeSatan is seeing his numbers. That iconic shot of cars lining up for testing at a drive through centre in Miami-Dade is probably killing him in polling. He now sees the need to walk his anti-mask/anti-vax positions back, and thinks he can repair the damage amongst smart folks and limit the loses from dumb ones by a gradual retreat.
It won’t work. Florida’s hospitality industries and workers are getting hit hard again. And while DeSatan can’t be blamed for Omicron, he can and is rightfully blamed for failing to take the disease seriously and actually making Florida the butt of jokes in terms of COVID response.
DeSatan is sweating. His political future is now in the hands of a virus that is far more infectious. That Miami-Dade testing centre video has destroyed tourism overnight. The loses to Airbnb and VRBO hosts will deny him considerable campaign funds and it’s not like he can look to Carnival Cruise Lines or Disney Corp. to fill his coffers.
DeSatan is politically dying. Which is the second best fate I could wish for him.
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Do they have an AED in their home?
Well handled, Mr. President.
(Seriously – after ALL the shite that life has thrown at Joe Biden over these many years, these pathetic dweebs think they’re going to hurt (sorry – “own” in the vernacular) him like that, really now?)
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Actually, they were, but even before the first spadeful of dirt hit the top of his casket, they were coming up out of their graves and demanding to be relocated.
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And if you think inspired aircraft nose art was only a thing for WW2-era bombers…
“Hey, did you just see a blip on the TCAS?”
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That child looks absolutely terrified.
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And what about that page in the Sleep Book by Dr. Seuss (the entire text of which is permanently etched into my brain by now), that says:
“On a mountain halfway between Reno and Rome, we have a machine in a plexiglass dome, which listens and looks into everyone’s home. And whenever it sees a new sleeper go flop, it jiggles and lets a new biggle-ball drop.”
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I’ll admit it, I coughed out loud at this one… 
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Totally fake! The actual collision involved copious amounts of body tissue soiling the fuselage.
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Hwy, I’m just trying to get the menu sorted out… 
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Thats some funny shit, laughed out loud.
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The menu is fucking duck! Got it? Fucking duck!
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And yet, no mass shootings. 
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I have never been to Iceland, but a good friend’s wife spent her first 25 years there. In her opinion, the country’s motto should read We fucking came here for this!?
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Fa-rala-lala, lala la la…
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Yew wouldn’t.
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“I don’t do nuance.”
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