Gun Couple’s Lawyer Says He’s Been Talking To WH Amid Prosecutor’s Probe

That photo is such a caricature, not a good look, and perfectly Trumpian.

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Esper better watch out. The next SECDEF has been spotted.

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What DOJ resources are available to deploy in a situation like this? In all seriousness, with a state gun charge, what business does the DOJ have in this at all? I can see federal courts stepping in upon appeal, but even then what can DOJ do?

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I for one am perfectly happy for this couple to be the face of the gop.

Go Team Pinky!

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Is that your white privilege or are you just glad to see me?

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Charge the prosecutor with some federal crime.

Barr is looking into it.

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Gun Couple’s Lawyer Says He’s Been Talking To WH Amid Prosecutor’s Probe

Excellent! Unleash the power of ETTD upon these losers.

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So they’re bringing their biggest bullshit cannons.

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“Getting Involved” = Bill Barr throwing the entire weight of the DOJ behind the Asshole-Gun-Wavers.

They will file briefs, claiming their 2nd Amendment Rights were “trampled” when their guns were confiscated by the local Sheriffs Dept., and probably even file a “Civil Rights Action” against said Sherriff.

This couple of raging assholes are the PERFECT Poster Children for Trump’s re-election campaign; Aggrieved Wealthy Older White People being TERRORIZED by BLM and ANTIFA!!! who were there to Burn and Pillage (and Rape! don’t forget Rape!) simply because they HATE WHITE PEOPLE.

You all know it’s coming. They are the new “Joe the Plumber” this election cycle.

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I don’t think they are seeking a government job. A pre-emptive pardon? That’s well within the realm of possibility.

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“he has been having discussions with White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows amid the St. Louis prosecutor’s investigation into the incident.”

Got a parking ticket the other day,should I give the folks at 1600 a call ?

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The clothes they are wearing is almost as offensive as the hardware. The woman in those stripes should be arrested by the fashion police. Nobody wears a pink polo.

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No way he signs the NDA.

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He is a trial lawyer. No way he signs an NDA. Totally agree.

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They can unleash the awesome firepower of . . . an amicus brief.

I suppose they could try some sort of 9-rail bankshot of a lawsuit in federal court that tries to interfere with the state charges, but I can’t imagine what such a case would look like or how it would have any chance of succeeding. Federal courts do not get involved in state court prosecutions until the federal habeas corpus stage of things, which is years down the road and incredibly deferential to the state court convictions.

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True that haha

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Huh…not sure why you’d be a pedantic boor over this… (oh lawyer) as an expert in fire arms, it is highly probable both could occur as you should know, recoil, generally applies more to the second round which I doubt she’d manage with a broken nose and blown up brain bucket from dear hubby scattered around.

Her trigger finger is three joints deep, meaning she’s gonna yank the barrel pretty badly each and every time. The limp wrist isn’t exactly helping either.

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Mark and Patricia McCloskey, aka litigious Darren and Karen Asshole, think they are privileged and are very proud of it.

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The hand on the hip is meant to compensate for the limp wrist.

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