If I had a hammer…
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Someone on Twitter described the new GOP as the—wait for it—
~Q Klutz Klan.
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Yep. In Georgia, you do NOT have to live in the district you represent, just in the state.
So, she shopped for a district that she felt she could win.
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Andy B does satire better than Greene
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In her most explosive claim to date, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene accused former President Barack Obama of converting to Judaism in order to obtain lasers.
According to Greene, Obama’s obsession with lasers was a result of working in the entertainment business, “where he is constantly surrounded by laser-owning Jews.”
“Obama would go to Netflix meetings and be seething with envy of all these Jewish TV executives who had lasers,” she said. “That’s why he converted to Judaism and, according to something I read on the Internet, got bar-mitzvahed.”
Although Greene did not indicate what Obama might use his lasers for, she warned that he could fire them off at any time, except Friday after sundown.
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They are STUPID people who give away their $$$ to the party that has taught them to vote against their self interests reflexively. There’s no need to explain anything to the STUPID.
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That’s what non-Jewish friends are for.
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I assume that’s a rhetorical question, like “Why would Christians want to place IED’s in post boxes?”
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I read somewhere out of the hundreds of millions the loser raised about $25M will go to the RNC and they need it desperately. DNC these days is way ahead of them with fundraising and cash on hand.
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Ah yes…a low orbit Bris.
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Can I have a go?
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Take a number!
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I hate statements like that. It’s 100% clear. She’s the white, blond KKKween of the KKKarens and she’s being replaced by a brown Muslim lady who dares to talk back to her “betters.” The racist white fright subtext couldn’t really be any clearer.
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It’s like the phone call from a mysterious offshore stranger who tells you your computer is going down if you don’t give him access to your bank accounts so he can take out enough money to make the repairs. Trust is way overrated.
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The photo is from the Getty Images file, from the Electoral College vote. All of those images have a “blank” mask. Everything else in the collection shows masks with messages.
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I assumed it was sarcasm.
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In Mexico they now refer to Obama as El Mohel de Baja.
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She told McCarthy to shove it and now he’s begging Hoyer for mercy. She is toxic.
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Makes them feel part of something bigger than themselves?
(Plenty of other examples.)
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Millions of years ago when I was a child and lived in Manhattan there was a synagogue next door to our apartment building, and on Friday evenings a rabbi would come and ask one of us kids to go into the synagogue and turn off electrical switches on lights and such and we’d get a dime to do so.
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Perhaps. Poe’s Law always in effect, but I find it overall the safer bet to assume face value rather than infer sarcasm.
ETA: Also, the clause beginning with “since” sort of puts it in a non-sarcasm-y context now that I look at it again.
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