GOPer Thinks ‘Kangaroo Court’ Is From TV Show ‘Captain Kangaroo’

Officially known as the Freedumb Caucus. But no worries about crowding, Gaetz and Gohmert are both already members.

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OMG, the stupid! It burns!

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Probably something along the lines of a mean Mr. Rogers.

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You know, a lot of funny thoughts run through a man’s mind when he’s drunk driving through a swamp.

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If you think Captain Kangaroo could be malicious, watch out for Mister Green Jeans and, especially, Bunny Rabbit …

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Matt Gaetz give real meaning to the term “Florida Man.”

He’s the Kevin McCarthy of Louie Gohmerts.

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My stupid rep yesterday sent out an email claiming that Nadler and the Democrats were going to remove Trump from office.

So I sent him an email and asked How??? I really want to know since I really want to remove the motherfucker from office and I’ve read the constitution and I know that the only body that can remove a president is the fucking Senate and Nadler ain’t a senator.

So either my rep is that pig ignorant or lying to stir up his voter base - and I said as much.

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Whaaa?? Gaetz looks way too young to have even heard of Captain K.

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Gaetz is 37 in calendar years—and 11 in intellectual years.

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Hey, a bunny’s gotta make a living somehow!

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Matt Gaetz (R-Stupid) is an unmitigated, unvarnished imbecile. I’ve had radial tires that are smarter than Matt Gaetz. He may not even be sentient. Where the hell does the GOP find these idiots and how the hell do they get elected?

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Doesn’t Gatez realize that Captain Kangaroo is his paternal grandpa?

How dare he disrespect his ancestors and lineage!

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“What we see in this impeachment is a kangaroo court and Chairman Schiff is acting like a malicious Captain Kangaroo,” Gaetz fumed.
Nope not a clever double entendresque mixing of metaphors.

DUI Gaetz is that DUMB.

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In Gaetz’ case it’s hereditary.

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Matty’s gonna have a COW over BOOM TOWN!

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I have an eleven year-old son. He’s 100s of times smarter than Gaetz. Gaetz has the mental capacity of a brick.

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In real America.

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Bricks take offense.

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You hunt all day, you fish all night, you still can’t nab a bigger member of the genus ‘stupidae ignoramipus’ that Matt Gaetz. In. A . F**king. League. Of . His. Own.

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Wait until Mr. Moose shows up with his ping pong balls.

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