GOPer Thinks ‘Kangaroo Court’ Is From TV Show ‘Captain Kangaroo’

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“He said what?”

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Gaetz is back on the sauce.

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Corrected. For some reason the spellcheck confused it with the former Cincinnati Reds owner and Nazi enthusiast.

I don’t understand what a malicious Captain Kangaroo would even be. I think Gaetz just showed why comedy based on free association is harder than it looks.

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Henrietta Cat says meow meow stupid fuck meow dumb as dirt meow meow waste of space meow.

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More day drinking from DUI Matty

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“and visibly soiling his pants…”

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Matthew Louis Gaetz II is a stupid immature little twit - 37 years old (born 1982) has no recollection of watching actual original broadcasts of the show - so, like a demented parrot is just blurting word that he has heard … and probably thinks he is clever.

… in the following - he will be totally bewildered as to what “78 RPM” could possibly mean

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Captain Kangaroo versus Pennywise versus Jason versus Godzilla!

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Good idea, she filled it bigly!

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You know Mr. Green Jeans wanted to blow the whistle on all those Kangaroo court proceedings.

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They can’t all be very stable geniuses

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I thought those two looked familiar.
Of course, The Pill Of Smartness!

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The sacrificial goats. The Satanic rituals. The heavy cocaine use. The Untold Story of the Captain Kangaroo Show!

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I was going to say some of us watched it in the 70s.

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A big seat for little minds.

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In the immortal words of Red Foreman. Dumbass!

But do we expect anything more from Gaetz?

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In all fairness, I honestly believed this same thing.

Until I asked someone about it. I think I was 13.

What’s Gaetz’s excuse?

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But it plays on forever in our hearts! Ew, that was sappy! Was that too sappy? I think it was.

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