Gohmert And Other Trump Toadies Sue … Pence In Cartoonish Gambit To Steal Election For Trump

Gohmert bears an uncanny resemblance to Yosemite Sam. “It’s a darn tooting coup, I tell ya!”

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Let’s remember that Biden had to do this when Dump was elected and Al Gore had to do it when W was elected, both actually really stolen elections.

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That’s just the start. Any candidate aspiring to a position that involves access to classified information needs to undergo the full security investigation, to make sure they’re eligible for a clearance.

If Republicans refuse to vet any of their candidates, the FBI (or GSA) needs to do it. You can’t just have any random con man with an audience getting at the highest offices in the federal government.

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He was the Texas 7th District judge for TEN YEARS! 1992-2002
I cannot even imagine…

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I can’t imagine what he did before coming to Congress. I’m thinking he was too dumb to do anything but be a Congressman

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Look, Louie Gohmert is so dumb, he has to have someone feed him. He just wants to make sure that no one (possibly other than a flat liner) primaries him. He thinks this type of asshole stunt will get him a ringing endorsement from Trump in 2022. Sad!

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Of course it’s just a fundraising gambit. It’s not like they haven’t learned anything watching Trump.

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Like VietNam, declare victory and bugger off.

As George Carlin used to joke “pull out, withdraw? It doesn’t sound manly!”

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You’d think even the dummies in the RepubliCON party would be smart enough to know that these grenades they love to throw into the process eventually are thrown at them by the same people they encourage. This isn’t new. CONservatives always eat their own and they are only laying the ground work for their own demise.

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Maybe for some of the hangers on, but not Gohmert. He looks like an idiot and talks like an idiot, so don’t let that fool you.

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That gambit is just a Gohmert Pyle of Shit.

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Trump being a thing two years from now is an iffy proposition. But in Gohmert’s world, the only if is if that wad of gum he found under the table still has flavor.

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In the Senate there is intense competition between Ron Johnson and incoming Tommy Tuberville for this award.

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Well, today is Latin America’s equivalent to April Fool’s Day.

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You mean Judge Louie Gohmert?

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Just doesn’t seem possible does it. Even in Texas.

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East Texas.

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Ummmmmm… joking, right?

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O don’t be throwing around superlatives until you know them all. My rep could give Louie a run for his money. He just hasn’t been so vocal that anyone but me is aware of him. Yet.

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