Giuliani To Headline Fundraiser For Trumpy State Senator In PA Weeks After FBI Raid

He recalled watching the November presidential results coming in on Election Day and feeling comfortable, only to wake up and see that Trump’s lead had dissipated. “What happened to that lead?” he asked. “Something really bad happened.”

Votes were counted.

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Trump is trying to thread the needle. He is afraid of what Rudy might spill but he needs his $$ to fund all the court cases he is going to be facing. What to do, what to do? hahahahaha Damn, this is sweet.

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It was reported last night that he has lately been forced to “retain counsel”. Hoorah.

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The Grand Comeuppance, I hope.

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I really wanted to say that, but I changed my reply ; - )

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This ‘fundraiser’ can only be characterized as a tax on stupidity.

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It appears the ground around Rudy, Trump and Barr has turned to quick sand. Barr would knife Rudy in the back without even have to think about it. Trump is wobbling with fear of what Rudy might spill. To think this is just the beginning. Stock up on your favorite beverage things are getting exciting.

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Hey, why not? No matter what they come up with and throw at this bunch they never go down or they just litigate the problem away. They have nothing to fear. They know how to play the game.

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:100: :+1:
No shit?! w00t!!!

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As much as I truly hope that happens, I’ll believe it when I see it. How many times have we had these carrots dangled in front of us?

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“Mitch, please!” and “Bitch, puhleeze!”

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House of Cards Jokers.

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I only want to see video of this event if Rudes farts on camera again, and then only to see people move away from him.

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Mr. Giuliani:

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in court. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions now without a lawyer present, you have the right to stop answering at any time.

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And Matt Gaetz is the fluffer?

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But votes after midnight weren’t suppose to count.

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Yup. Those republicans are invincible. Abandon all hope.

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Getting Back Out There

“You’re not out there! You can’t be, because I am out there. And if I see you out there, there’s not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!”

— [George Costanza]

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Why would Rudy be giving speeches out in the boondocks? He’s about a millimeter away from starting a Go Fund Me. He needs the money.

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