Rudy Giuliani had nothing nice to say about the prosecutors currently occupying his former stomping grounds at the Southern District of New York: “they’re assholes,” he told Olivia Nuzzi in a new New York Magazine profile published Monday.
Paraphrasing Vito Corleone…
One of the things you learn about dementia is that, as it accelerates, the same shit that was always inside the person comes out, as the filters erode. Had a parent disintegrate behind Alzheimer’s, and the guilt and shame that was always in there came out even as her mind went away.
With Rudy, it’s the spite and corruption.
At the Federal level there is but one law, and that’s Donald Trump. Whatever work Federal prosecutors put into a case matters not, if the perp supports Trump, knows Trump, is a friend of someone that knows Trump, or is a cause célèbre on Fox News, they’re getting a pardon from Trump. I have to wonder whether Federal prosecutors have any zeal for pursuing lawbreakers, what with Trump looming behind them, threatening a pardon should they do their job too well.
There are people dead in Ukraine who might have lived if they’d gotten that aid in time. What name should we call the people who conspired to hold it up?
Hahahaha. Sounds like Rudy’s up shit creek.
1 / Truly nuts. Check out the saliva + zipper observation in the article.
2 / He probably went crazy when Biden sunk him politically years ago with the observation: “Rudy has only one thing to say: Noun, verb and 9/11.” It helps to explain his maximalist hatred of all things Biden.
3 / We suppose that you sometimes have to go to Ukraine with the fascistic, cross-dressing ex-lawyer you have instead of the fascistic, cross-dressing ex-lawyer you need.
And shit creek is in his pants, too.
Giuliani Says New York Prosecutors Are ‘A**holes’ If They’re Investigating Him
So said every perp in time immemorial.
A pardon will get that canoe out to calm, clear water soon enough.
The profile mostly notably describes Giuliani in all of his unhinged might — he had his fly unzipped during the interview, he let drool fall out of his mouth while he spoke, at one point, he fell into a wall and kept walking as if it never happened
Not to mention chain-ordering bloody marys and leaving his phone in the car.
I think the talk today is …OK boomer. I’m not a New Yorker so I may not be as up to snuff on Rudy as I should be but I always thought he was a phony. His skill set centered on taking credit for what others did.
If Rudy was dumb enough to jump in bed with those two cretin Ukrainians that says all you need to know about him. They are going to fuck him if that’s what it takes to clear out of the USA. They are going to fuck the whole lot of the Trump / Rudy cabal. They are going to do it, go home and be welcomed as heros for having done so. I’d bet the deed to my home the USA is not held in the esteem it used to be in Ukraine. I’ll bet Zelensky hates the place. All this due to Rudy and Trump treating the country like a child to be manipulated. I have to go to Eastern Europe this spring. Can’t wait.
Putin’s Poodles
He’s ‘touched’ alright…
And Falwell Jr. was touched by the hand of the pool boy.
The description. has me thinking he was drunk.
Rudy has also declared himself to being a better Jew than George Soros.
“Don’t tell me I’m anti-Semitic if I oppose him,” Giuliani later said in the booze-soaked interview. “Soros is hardly a Jew. I’m more of a Jew than Soros is.”
“I probably know more about—he doesn’t go to church, he doesn’t go to religion—synagogue. He doesn’t belong to a synagogue, he doesn’t support Israel, he’s an enemy of Israel,” he added. “He’s elected eight anarchist DA’s in the United States. He’s a horrible human being.”
Happy Holidays everyone!
Here’s the Daily News opening graf:
Pretty much says it all.
Good mocking but needs more loathing and rage
I think they got the subtle point the article was making.
