Let’s face it: the USA essentially “butt-elected” Donald Trump.
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He can remember it alright, it’s trying to keep the hand steady enough to enter it one time out of ten before the phone locks up forever.
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Trump needed some of Rudy’s other “qualifications” for another purpose, and he wasn’t good at that either, of course.
Only the best. 
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Someone told him no attorney would have him as a client unless he proved he could shut up for a week.
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Didn’t the real head of cyber security quit a few weeks ago because this Administration is an open book to any bad actor out there? Too bad that wasn’t Rudy.
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Rootie certainly won’t be in the market for Apple TV, Mr. Cook’s newest brain child.
Yup. They could extend “Weekend Update” to fill the entire show.
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If Apple failed, I suppose plan B was Trump and plan C, Isis. They may be barbaric murderous thugs, but they do know a thing or two about the Internet.
Oh, I forgot. Trump says they don’t use cellphones anymore. Sorry, Rudy!
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The bigger question is, what was Ruddy Gobbles doing in San Francisco in 2017?
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Thinking ahead? It is a “sanctuary” city.
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He wanted the Apple techs to rig it up so he could unlock it using the Clapper. It was the talk of the breakroom.
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Next up, Rudy goes on Fox News to complain that Apple devices don’t come with one of these …
“That goddamn Steve Jobs did this, you know. Just to confuse us older folks.”
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Good point. I wondered how butt-dialing worked because it never occurred to me not to lock my phone.
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It’s a pattern with Trumpistas, it seems. When Kanye was in the Oval he pulled something up on his phone and it was obvious he had a ridiculous password, I forget exactly but something lazy like six zeroes or something. To a hacker that’s like leaving the keys in the car.
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Does this mean that Rudy holds some kind of government position even while he’s Trump’s personal attorney? Is he paid for being a cybersecurity expert?
I’d like to know how one lawyer can represent both the organization (US government) and the CEO without getting conflict waivers or having a clear limitation on the extent of his representation for each client. This certainly isn’t done in the corporate world (absent extraordinary circumstances) and it seems like another possible breach of ethics rules.
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Only the best… Luddites…
I’m betting Rudey’s VCR is still flashing 12:00 as well.
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He should at the very least use a password that his butt can’t crack.
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“9/11Hero9/11” should have been the first password they tried…
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(To
topbottom it all off, that wasn’t even the first time Giuliani had butt-dialed Shapiro.)
FIFY!
(I mean, we are talking about butt-dialing, after all.)
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He had to go to the Genius Bar when he works for the Very Stable Genius?
What’s up with that?
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